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I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
Let's see what you can doe...
We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.
Reddit, how can we improve these?
Moose - I find you amoosing.
Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.
Owl - Owl always love you.
Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.
Skunk - I stink you're sweet!
Bunny - Everybunny loves you!
Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?
Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.
Wolf - Wolf you marry me?
Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!
Turtle - You're turtley amazing.
Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.
Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.
Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!
Raven - Can't stop raven about you.
Turkey - I could just gobble you up!
Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.
Deer - I love you deerly!
Goose - You give me goose bumps.
Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.
Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.
Dogs have it pretty ruff.
Sealion
monkey, but I was lion
It was a Shitzu.
State-of-the-Ark technology
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
The escapegoat.
Never mind, I'm just horsing around...
Frogs, they eat Fly for breakfast.
A hamster.
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
A mooooooose
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
It said "Neigh"
Lion, Ass, Cheetah
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
You can legally put down one
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
Turdles.
She told me they call her the queen advisor
A Cowculator.
Yesterday, I took a herd of cows out for drinks.
A laughing stock!!!!
Norvegan!
Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey
I think it was Scampoo.
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
but what do rhino.
He said, “You bet your ass.”
