Farm Animals Puns

A list of puns related to "Farm Animals"

Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?

The escapegoat.

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👤︎ u/cd1cj
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!!!!

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👤︎ u/Spicoli0525
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I asked my farmer friend, “Can you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?”

He said, “You bet your ass.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?

Cowculus

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👤︎ u/CaptainMoist23
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?

The dolly llama.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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What farm animals are good for the environment?

Recyclebulls

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👤︎ u/mikethejoe
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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It was Orwell and good in the farm until the animals started practising communism.
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👤︎ u/it_me_a_boi
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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My dad told me to stop pretending to be a farm animal

He was sick of me horsing around

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👤︎ u/hdeifh
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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After one too many jokes about farm animals, my wife couldn't take it anymore. She told me to get out.

I said fine, alpaca bag.

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👤︎ u/baltinerdist
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson
📅︎ May 15 2019
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What are the two dirtiest animals in a farm?

Brown chicken brown cow

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👤︎ u/YourMomzOtherFriend
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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Who is a farm animals’ favourite designer?

Cowvin Klein.

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👤︎ u/andyroowastaken
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?

Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMasochist
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call therapy for farm animals?

Cow-nselling

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👤︎ u/hdeifh
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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What did the librarian say when they realised all the pages of animal farm were ripped out?

Orwell.

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👤︎ u/BD8D
📅︎ Oct 18 2017
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What is a farm animal's favorite rapper??

Piggie Smalls

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👤︎ u/jahshoewah
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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Did you hear about the farm overtaken by the animals?

I heard it was a mootiny

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👤︎ u/admchaps81887
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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Where do you keep the law-breaking farm animals?

The PEN-itentiary

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👤︎ u/Emeri5
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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What did the farm animal say about Donal Trump?

Is-llamma-phobic!!!

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👤︎ u/blackcat74
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?

Brown Chicken Brown Cow

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👤︎ u/NicoSplat
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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