Animal welfare Puns

A list of puns related to "Animal welfare"

Mate called the Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."

"That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest" mate said, "But if they were that would explain the suitcase"

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👤︎ u/StephenGTS125
📅︎ Jun 06 2022
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I got arrested by the Department of Animal Welfare for trying to acquire several crows to raise as pets.

They charged me with attempted murder.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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I called Animal Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing four kittens."

That's terrible," she replied, "Are they moving?”

“I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "but if they were that would explain the suitcase.”

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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