I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
I’m drawing a picture of a zoo animal, but I’m not finished yet.
It’s just a rough giraffe.
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
I went to the zoo but they were missing my favorite animal...
The look on my face was otter disappointment
Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?
Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
Me and my mates stole several animals from the zoo.
Since I did most of the planning, I took the lion's share.
Went to a zoo and there was no animals except one dog.
Feeding the animals at a petting zoo
I went to this place that advertised itself as a zoo, but when I got inside there was only one animal, and even that was a dog.
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines
This zoo has really gone to the dogs
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the zoo is a dog.
It's a Shitzu.
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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.
Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...
Just got back from a zoo with only one animal.....
I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
Went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, and it was a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,
I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.
I went to the Zoo today, Only animal they have is a dog
A man walks into a zoo and there is only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog.
I went to the zoo today but there was only one animal in there, a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog
There's only one animal in the zoo, a dog
I went to a zoo the other day, they only had one animal.
A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..
I went to a Zoo and the only animal there was a dog
Did you hear about the zoo whose only animal was a dog?
I once went to a zoo and only saw one animal the whole time.
I went to a zoo once, it was awful. They only had one animal.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
I went to the zoo today and there was only one animal!
It was a Shih Tzu
If you don’t get it look up how it’s pronounced.
I went to a zoo & the only animal in the whole place was a dog.
I went to a zoo the other day. They didn't have any animals in their exhibits except for one dog...
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