A list of puns related to "Zoo"
He walked past in a uniform and I thought "There's a keeper."
Koalafications!
We broke up because it turned out she was a cheetah
Because I think you’re a keeper
It was a shih tzu.
It was a Shih Tzu
A Shih Tzu
Too many cheetahs!
It was a shitzu
It was bread in captivity
Its a shitzu.
There was no porpoise in her life anymore.
That shit was bananas.
It was a Shih Tzu
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
Someone used it to play Rage Against The Machine. Lights out, gorilla radio.
It was great. She’s a keeper.
The gunmen have taken a number of ostriches.
To the crocodiles .
a zoo owner wanted a mongoose exhibit, so he wrote to the supplier - dear sir please send me a pair of mongooses, he thinks that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongeese, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a pair of mongi, that doesn't sound right, so he throws it in the bin. try again - dear sir please send me a mongoose
PS and another one
It was bread in captivity
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
There was mass panda-monium.
At a petting zoo I saw a pig wearing cow shaped shoes. I asked the lady there why,
and she said "That's our moo shoe pork". :D
A pan, duh
I can't think anymore. Please send help.
Me: How do you stop a rhino from charging?
My 11 y.o.: Unplug him
Me: ... You win.
The tips were huge
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
They both have Z-bras.
Banned for life
It's pretty bear bones, now.
"Its bread in captivity"
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
It was a shitzu
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity
It was a shih tzu.
It’s a Shih Tzu
....to the crocodiles.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
It was a shitzu.
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
It was a Shih Tzu
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