A list of puns related to "Zookeeper"
He was standing next to the elephant enclosure sobbing his heart out. 'What's wrong?' I asked. 'Trunky has just died," wept the zookeeper 'Aaw, and you really loved him?' I asked. 'No, but I have to bury him,' replied the zookeeper.
(This probably makes more sense if you're British.)
Doing his rounds one day and when he got to the bird enclosure he noticed a load of the birds had died. Unsure as to what he should do with the bodies he tossed them into the big cat exhibit.
The next day he was cleaning out the primates and noticed the lifeless figure of an ape laying on the floor... not wanting to perform a proper burial and besides- he wasn't earning much more than minimum wage anyway so he tossed it into the big cat enclosure.
On his third day the zookeeper came across his colleague who kept bees, it seems they'd got sick and a lot of the hive had perished. Not to worry, the zookeeper scooped them onto a shovel and tossed them into the big cat exhibit. It's the circle of life he thought to himself.
The next day there was a lot of excitement in the zoo. A new lioness had arrived. The lioness stalked out of the trailer...sniffed at the unfamiliar lion next to her...
"So, what's the food like in this place then?" She asked awkwardly.
"It's actually not that bad" replied the lion. "Over the past few days we've had Finch, chimps and mushy bees"
Badum tssss! Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yeah, for any non brits that read all that: Fish, chips and mushy peas is a classic English dish. So...yeah...that's the joke.
"Its bread in captivity"
There's always some kind of roos.
"Whew, what a skink!"
because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but heβs not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:
βItβs not the fox, since those are quiet. Itβs also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.β
They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:
βAre we going to talk about the elephant in the room?β
They set their a-llamas.
"Ape real, fools!"
He said, βSorry. Itβs my bear to cross.β
It was toucan fusing.
Turtle-llini
So that they would be bread in captivity
He had a reptile dysfunction!
Zucchini
Because he kept causing pandemonium.
(At the new safari exhibit)
Zookeeper: The zebras will be introduced to the giraffes next week!
Dad: What are their names?
Zookeeper: I don't think they have names yet...
Dad: Well how are they supposed to introduce themselves??
I just kept walking.
It was great. Sheβs a keeper.
Me: do you have any penguins? Zookeeper: no, we dont have any penguins Me: slides him 20 How about now? Zookeeper: where did you get 20 penguins?
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
A good friend told me a story once. When she was a kid her family would often go to zoos and museums while on vacation. They were in the aviary on one of those visits looking at birds. My friend saw a crow asked the zookeeper a question. "What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" The zookeeper looked at her, smiled and started to answer. "Have you ever heard of a pinion feather?" he said. "Pinions are the the feathers at the tip of a bird's wing that allows it to fly. They are also the ones that people will trim to prevent birds from flying away. Crows have 5 pinion feathers while ravens have 6. So, if you think about it, it's really just a matter of a pinion."
To this day, my friend and her family don't know the real answer to "What's the difference between a crow and a raven?" They are wonderful and intelligent people, but they subscribe to a particular brand of ignorance where a good pun is better than actual knowledge. They call it punorance.
I was at the zoo with my girlfriend and we went to the primates area last. When we got there, they had already put the gorillas up and there was a zookeeper in the open-air habitat cleaning it up. I turned to my girlfriend and said, "why is that gorilla wearing clothes?" My girlfriend groaned and the zookeeper shot me the dirtiest look I've ever received in my life.
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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The Zookeeper said he was bread in captivity.
I asked a zookeeper what that was about and he told me it was bread in captivity.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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