A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog
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︎ May 25 2021
Yesterday, I went to a zoo, but there was only one animal there
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︎ May 21 2021
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.
He started pointing them out to me.
"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."
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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.
I like it. I'm proud of myself.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Iβm drawing a picture of a zoo animal, but Iβm not finished yet.
Itβs just a rough giraffe.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, itβs a small zoo. They only have one animal. Itβs a dog.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo
Itβs the mane attraction
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I went to the zoo but they were missing my favorite animal...
The look on my face was otter disappointment
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?
Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done
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︎ Jan 26 2019
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Went to a zoo and there was no animals except one dog.
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︎ Oct 28 2017
Me and my mates stole several animals from the zoo.
Since I did most of the planning, I took the lion's share.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Feeding the animals at a petting zoo
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I went to the zoo today and there was only one animal!
It was a Shih Tzu
If you donβt get it look up how itβs pronounced.
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︎ May 10 2018
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines
This zoo has really gone to the dogs
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︎ Nov 29 2016
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
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︎ May 06 2020
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...
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︎ Feb 03 2020
A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.
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︎ Apr 29 2020
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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︎ Sep 15 2017
Just got back from a zoo with only one animal.....
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︎ Mar 14 2020
I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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︎ Nov 28 2016
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,
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︎ Nov 28 2019
I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
A man walks into a zoo and there is only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog.
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︎ May 12 2018
I went to the Zoo today, Only animal they have is a dog
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︎ Jun 03 2019
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog
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︎ Jun 09 2018
There's only one animal in the zoo, a dog
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︎ Sep 13 2018
A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.
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︎ Aug 03 2018
I went to a zoo the other day, they only had one animal.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..
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︎ Oct 05 2018
I went to a Zoo and the only animal there was a dog
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︎ Nov 06 2017
I once went to a zoo and only saw one animal the whole time.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. itβs a shitzu
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︎ Dec 04 2012
Did you hear about the zoo whose only animal was a dog?
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︎ Dec 17 2018
I went to a zoo once, it was awful. They only had one animal.
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︎ Apr 28 2018
I went to a zoo & the only animal in the whole place was a dog.
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︎ Oct 03 2015
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