A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

Its a shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kstone333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruWitch
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Yesterday, I went to a zoo, but there was only one animal there

It was a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSkiller
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

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It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomass4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I went to an exotic petting zoo with Boy George. He wasn't at all impressed with their limited range of animals.

He started pointing them out to me.

"Llama, llama, llama, llama, llama, chameleon."

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I thought of this today while driving and smacked my wheel as I giggled. My girlfriend stared at me, bemused and confused.

I like it. I'm proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zipflop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.

I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I’m drawing a picture of a zoo animal, but I’m not finished yet.

It’s just a rough giraffe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!

It was otter chaos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.

It’s a real Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?

Because they be lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The lion is the most popular animal at the zoo

It’s the mane attraction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffs3695
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I went to the zoo but they were missing my favorite animal...

The look on my face was otter disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingtomto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Did you know when an animal is injured at the zoo, they take it to the tiger enclosure?

Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBaldNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.

They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Went to a zoo and there was no animals except one dog.

It’s a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/layover_guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2017
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Me and my mates stole several animals from the zoo.

Since I did most of the planning, I took the lion's share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Feeding the animals at a petting zoo

is out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I went to the zoo today and there was only one animal!

It was a Shih Tzu

If you don’t get it look up how it’s pronounced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChingChongMan123
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines

This zoo has really gone to the dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twogreen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day but the only animal there was a dog.

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellionRob75
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.

It's a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthegods
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zzuhruf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastest_finger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_deleted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2017
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Just got back from a zoo with only one animal.....

..it was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormyBA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGabeGo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pringlepowder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog,

It's a shitzhu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amamam77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I went to a zoo that only had one animal in it, a dog.

It was a Shi-Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatFinkEd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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A man walks into a zoo and there is only one animal in the entire zoo, a dog.

It was a shitzu!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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I went to the Zoo today, Only animal they have is a dog

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog

It’s a Shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrippinSky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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There's only one animal in the zoo, a dog

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal in there, and it is a dog.

It was a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot-d0g-Water
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I went to a zoo the other day, they only had one animal.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the zoo is a dog..

It’s a shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m4cl3nn4n
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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I went to a Zoo and the only animal there was a dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mario80728
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2017
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I once went to a zoo and only saw one animal the whole time.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivalamanboobs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dendle94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2012
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Did you hear about the zoo whose only animal was a dog?

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I went to a zoo once, it was awful. They only had one animal.

It was a shihtzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perfectclaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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I went to a zoo & the only animal in the whole place was a dog.

It's a shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manson_Girl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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