Did you hear about the teens who broke into the San Diego Zoo and attacked a large sea cow?

They've been charged with crimes against huge manatee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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The San Diego Zoo has a pretty cool bobcat exhibit. (Xpost from r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmrt
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Taking a Tram Tour at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park while a Gran'dad

While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.

I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreddieFreelance
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I have the heart of a lion…

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Here's one for the next time you're at the zoo

What's the opposite of an Okapi?

An Original.

(My buddy who's not even a dad yet made that one up at the Okapi enclosure at San Diego zoo)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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A Dad-tastic April Fools joke

This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me

>Me: Mr. Lion eh?

>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.

>Me: I'll call!

I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaszune
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My brother has the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban at the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I have a lion's heart

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewShoulderNeeded
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