Why aren't koalas classified as bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications!

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Why is a koala not a real bear?

It was not (Koala)fied

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Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?

Because he wanted the right to bear arms.

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I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.

I had a Koala tea time.

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My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears

I told him they don't have tge right koalafications. My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?

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Did you know Koalas live in groups?

So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...

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Why arenโ€™t koalas actual bears?

They donโ€™t meet the koalifications

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Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-ifications

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Why can't you call Koalas as Koala Bears?

Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.

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Why are koalas not considered bears?

Because they're not koalafied...

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Koalas
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Why didnโ€™t the koala get the job?

He wasnโ€™t koalafied!

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What do Koala bears find nice about life?

The koalaity of life is rising.

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A picky koala bear was holding onto a tree and thought

"This tree isn't of great koalaty"

Credit to u/poopellar

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Why isnโ€™t a koala a real bear?

It didnโ€™t meet all the koalafications.

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on a post including koalas
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What exercise equipment does a koala use?

A Eucalyptical

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Why aren't koala's considered bears?

Because they don't koalify for the position

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I went to the zoo too see some koalas....

There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didnโ€™t meet the koalafications

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Why do Koalas work in factories?

They have good koality.

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Yes. Koala love indeed
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Why isnโ€™t a koala bear a real bear?

Because it lacks the koala-fications.

(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).

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Why cant a bear become a koala?

It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!

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Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?

Yptus. You call Yptus.

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I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?

That's a really good koality picture.

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Why are koalas always unemployed?

Because they're unkoalified

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Why wasn't the koala hired after his job interview?

He didn't have the right koalafications

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A koala walks into a restaurant. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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Today I learned that koala bears aren't actually bears.

Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.

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What did the koalas say to the barber?

Eucalyptus!

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What do koalas call the end of days?

The Eupocalypse.

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Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the koalafications.

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Why arenโ€™t koalas considered bears?

They donโ€™t have the koalafications!

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Why arenโ€™t koalas considered bears.

Because they donโ€™t meet the koala ifictations

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Why arenโ€™t koalas actual bears?

Because the donโ€™t meet the koalafications.

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Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they dont meet the koalafications

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Why aren't koalas considered bears

They don't have the koalafications

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Thereโ€™s a reason koalas arenโ€™t bears.

They donโ€™t meet the Koalafications!

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Why aren't koalas considered real bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications

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Why donโ€™t koala bears hang around with all the other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-fications.

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Why aren't Koalas considered "Real Bears"?

They don't meet the koala-fications.

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Why koala bears don't hang around all other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-fications.

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Why donโ€™t koalas get along with other bears??

Because they donโ€™t meet their koala-fications

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Why arenโ€™t koalas considered bears?

They donโ€™t have the koalafications.

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Why aren't Koala's consisderd Bears? Because they dont have the right Koalafications.
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Why isn't a koala bear a real bear

Because they aren't koala-fied

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