Why aren't koalas classified as bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications!
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Why is a koala not a real bear?
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๏ธ May 30 2021
Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?
Because he wanted the right to bear arms.
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๏ธ May 22 2021
I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.
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๏ธ Feb 11 2021
My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears
I told him they don't have tge right koalafications.
My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?
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๏ธ May 23 2020
Did you know Koalas live in groups?
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
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๏ธ Oct 24 2020
Why arenโt koalas actual bears?
They donโt meet the koalifications
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๏ธ Aug 21 2020
Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
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๏ธ Aug 28 2020
Why can't you call Koalas as Koala Bears?
Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.
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๏ธ Jul 19 2020
Why are koalas not considered bears?
Because they're not koalafied...
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๏ธ Aug 04 2020
Koalas
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๏ธ Mar 27 2019
Why didnโt the koala get the job?
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๏ธ Jun 18 2020
What do Koala bears find nice about life?
The koalaity of life is rising.
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๏ธ Mar 16 2020
A picky koala bear was holding onto a tree and thought
"This tree isn't of great koalaty"
Credit to u/poopellar
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๏ธ Mar 11 2020
Why isnโt a koala a real bear?
It didnโt meet all the koalafications.
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๏ธ Feb 09 2020
on a post including koalas
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๏ธ Aug 26 2019
What exercise equipment does a koala use?
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๏ธ Dec 03 2019
Why aren't koala's considered bears?
Because they don't koalify for the position
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๏ธ Nov 25 2019
I went to the zoo too see some koalas....
There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didnโt meet the koalafications
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๏ธ Nov 13 2019
Why do Koalas work in factories?
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๏ธ Aug 04 2019
Yes. Koala love indeed
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๏ธ Jul 24 2018
Why isnโt a koala bear a real bear?
Because it lacks the koala-fications.
(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).
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๏ธ Jun 02 2019
Why cant a bear become a koala?
It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!
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๏ธ Jun 02 2019
Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?
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๏ธ May 10 2019
I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?
That's a really good koality picture.
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๏ธ Aug 02 2019
Why are koalas always unemployed?
Because they're unkoalified
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๏ธ Mar 29 2019
Why wasn't the koala hired after his job interview?
He didn't have the right koalafications
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๏ธ Jun 30 2019
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๏ธ May 10 2018
Today I learned that koala bears aren't actually bears.
Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.
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๏ธ May 23 2018
What did the koalas say to the barber?
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๏ธ Jan 26 2018
What do koalas call the end of days?
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๏ธ Mar 12 2019
Why aren't koalas considered bears?
Because they don't have the koalafications.
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๏ธ Feb 24 2021
Why arenโt koalas considered bears?
They donโt have the koalafications!
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๏ธ Aug 05 2020
Why arenโt koalas considered bears.
Because they donโt meet the koala ifictations
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๏ธ Jul 04 2020
Why arenโt koalas actual bears?
Because the donโt meet the koalafications.
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๏ธ May 20 2020
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they dont meet the koalafications
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๏ธ Oct 04 2019
Why aren't koalas considered bears
They don't have the koalafications
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๏ธ Jan 04 2019
Thereโs a reason koalas arenโt bears.
They donโt meet the Koalafications!
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๏ธ Jan 04 2020
Why aren't koalas considered real bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications
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๏ธ Jan 23 2019
Why donโt koala bears hang around with all the other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
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๏ธ Dec 02 2019
Why aren't Koalas considered "Real Bears"?
They don't meet the koala-fications.
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๏ธ Jul 18 2019
Why koala bears don't hang around all other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
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๏ธ Sep 27 2018
Why donโt koalas get along with other bears??
Because they donโt meet their koala-fications
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๏ธ Jan 11 2019
Why arenโt koalas considered bears?
They donโt have the koalafications.
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๏ธ Jun 07 2019
Why aren't Koala's consisderd Bears? Because they dont have the right Koalafications.
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๏ธ Jun 07 2019
Why isn't a koala bear a real bear
Because they aren't koala-fied
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