Why doesn’t Donald Trump like wallabies?

Fake Roos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thierryornery
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call a dead wallaby?

A walla-was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinroshak
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Does this koalafy as a pun? I don't wallaby presumptuous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?

The army band.

(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they dont meet the koalafications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealPetross
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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