Why doesnβt Donald Trump like wallabies?
Fake Roos.
What do you call a dead wallaby?
A walla-was.
Does this koalafy as a pun? I don't wallaby presumptuous
Who played for the the Wallabies and the Kangaroos in the same year?
The army band.
(Full credit to the elderly gentleman who approached me at the bus stop and shared this beauty).
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they dont meet the koalafications
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
