Scrum Puns

A list of puns related to "Scrum"

When does a joke become a "dad" joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Credit: My team scrum master.

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👤︎ u/kgangadhar
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?

A chicken, bacon, ranch

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👤︎ u/Inevitable_Rough
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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I've started writing my updates for my team's daily meetings in the form of a nineteen-line poem with two rhymes throughout, consisting of five tercets and a quatrain.

Alas, I'm not a very good poet.

In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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My dad and rugby...

Brother: "My thumb feels better"

Me: "What happened?"

Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)

Me: "Ouch."

Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"

groan

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👤︎ u/Cookie_Jr
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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