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A list of puns related to "Scrum (rugby)"
Brother: "My thumb feels better"
Me: "What happened?"
Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)
Me: "Ouch."
Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"
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