Because seven was a registered six-offender.
Because you’re supposed to eat three squared meals a day.
7 was a well known 6 offender
After the birth of the child the male parent goes thru a period of telling "Dad jokes". This is known as the "Pun Farr"
My friend became a monk recently. I asked him if he’d taken a vow of silence, but he didn’t answer. I guess it goes without saying.
It's my huit allergy.
Driving home after a long week and had been driving for five hours or so on two lane roads through NM and AZ. Hour south of Petrified Forest and see four sheep on the side of the road.
Me: Son see those sheep? There must be a break in the fence and they are wandering away from their ranch.
Son: Well, that sounds baaaad.
Try, try again
Because that was actually a pretty scary movie.
They were always having strikes
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Because they were 'week'.
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
He wasn't happy.
Union some you lose some.
Too many red flags.
Because they kept Stalin 🤠🤠🤠
Because they always award against professional fowls.
Because seven eight nine ( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
I find that odd !!
When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!
She's our longest serving employee.
One of them isn't Happy.
1 GB.
My last four scores were seven years ago.
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
A drugby player
Baby pirate: *poops*
Captain: Arrrgh who pooped
Baby Pirate: Aye Aye
A Soviet Union.
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
Seven Ate Nine
What is Tom Hanks' favorite drink?
The Polar Expresso
..one of them won't be Happy.
I didn't know how many so I picked seven up...
Because seven was a registered six offender.
not what you think
Because Seven ate nein.
Because seven was a "six" offender
Because seven was a registered six offender.
One of them is not Happy.
Because six, seven eight.
