Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"

"That's M'Shell on my back!"

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A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

β€œI’m a turtle,” he says. β€œOh... who’s on your back?” β€œThat’s Michelle,” he replies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Safazz146
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So I went to a costume party dressed as a harp.

The host says, β€œWhat are you dressed as?” I tell him, β€œI’m a harp.” He says, β€œBut your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, β€œAre you calling me a lyre?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajicMan101
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I just tried on my Spider-Man pants for a costume party

They look great but the fly keeps getting stuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchybedsheets
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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This joke may need a little work... I was going to throw a costume party this Halloween...

But, I think everyone would come as surgeons.

This is the part that may need work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Costume party be like
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Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy

I said don’t be Sicilly

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A policeman accidentally arrested a judge who had dressed as a convict for a costume party. That cop learned never to book a judge by his cover.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
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My aunt showed up to our Halloween party wearing ranch bottle costume. She was an hour late.

Her response: Sorry, I was getting dressed.

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At a costume party

Guy 1: What are you dressed as?

Guy 2: I'm a harp

Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp

Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
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Found a costume for the next dress-up party, I think it will be a great converseATION starter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BioMetricMacy
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A man goes to a costume party

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman in his back.

Someone asked: "What are you supposed to be?"

The man replies "Oh, I'm a turtle."

"But how are you a turtle? You've just got a naked woman on your back."

"Oh that" The man replies, "That's Michelle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welshdragon888
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About the time I dressed up as a harp to go to a costume party

Another party attendee challenged me, saying "no way is your costume a harp".

I replied, ">!So, are you calling me a lyre?!<"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
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Costume Party

My dad was really quiet for about 20 minutes (usually a sign that he's concocting a pun) and then spouted out this gem:

Two people meet at a costume party

"What did you dress up as?" "I'm a harp!" "Really? It looks a little small to be a harp." "Are calling me a lyre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son0fThunder144
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If Athos, Porthos and Aramis want to be cat girls for the costume party...

...the three musketeers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
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Why did skeleton Robin Hood get kicked out of the costume party?

He forgot his bow n' marrow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRUEfoe-X
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Once during a Halloween pool party I pushed a kid in a ghost costume into the pool, and he wouldn't stop crying.

He was the real wet blanket of the party.

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I went to a beach themed party wearing green and passed it off as a Kermit crab costume.

True story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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Was out at dinner with my dad last night. People were walking by in costume on their way to parties ...

A lady ran by, clearly working out. Dad says, "Hey look, she's dressed as a jogger!"

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Costume party (from r/me_irl)

Host: what are you?

Me: I'm a harp.

Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.

Me: are you calling me a lyre!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpdefender9001
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Went to a costume party

Host: What are you? Me: A harp. Host: Your costume is too small for a harp. Me: Are you calling me a lyre!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaphaelSmurfus
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Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRUEfoe-X
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Costume Party

Host: What are you? Me: A Harp Host: Your costume's too small to be a harp Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

Credit to u/IronProdigyOfficial , x-post from r/whitepeopletwitter

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