In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.

For them, hindsight is 2020

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📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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The Rock always say " Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

He is always cooking because he's always hungry for Samoa

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📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?

I WANT SAMOA!!

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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Apparently I'm culturally insensitive

Me eating Girl Scout Cookies:
"You guys can call me Te Kā. Cuz I destroyed these Samoas."
Wife: "Go away... "

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📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

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📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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My dad said he figured out why he couldn't stop eating Girl Scout cookies

Because he always wants Samoa.

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📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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