The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
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👤︎ u/S0n0fRuss
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't effect me

It didn't effect me

It didn't effect me

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?

Skipper of course.

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📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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