The skipper of a 40 ton trawler which ran aground in Hull during the early hours of Sunday was reported to be 6 times over the legal limit for sailing. Authorities said they had no idea what to do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!
But it didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
It didn't effect me
What do pirates on the Double-Dutchman call their Cap'n?
Skipper of course.
