At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
International
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whoodya nickaknackeroff
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Overheard at an international chemistry competition
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week
What's the international religion of economics
It’s international sound check day
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
An international arms dealer.
Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.
While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
My wife was mad I didn't wish her a "Happy International Women's Day"...
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
I’ve heard today is International Mic Check day.
International House of Pancakes
In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?
There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.
Edit for grammar
I attended the international dwarf toss convention this year.
It was called Yeet and greet.
Dadjokes transcend international borders
Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".
The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"
Who is concerned with international public health?
Mensa International recently submitted requests for a study about its members.
Unfortunately, their requests were all tabled.
This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
Dad Joke on /r/news: Russia says Canada weed legalization is a breach of international responsibility
Today is international golf day
Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?
They have studied a broad.
Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?
Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?
It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!
The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)
The jokes would go over everyone's head
Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill
What do you call the people who clean the outside of the international space station?
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