I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.

I had a Koala tea time.

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How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?

They're both koala-tea-seals!

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Yeah… i know where the door is……
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I stole this, just leaf me alone
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why are Australian dad jokes the best?

Because they are koala tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?

High Koala Tea

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?

It was Low Koala Tea

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What kind of tea has eucalyptus leaves in it?

The koala-tea kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gumper-Yumper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My professor (who is, indeed, a dad) told me this this QUALITY joke.

A man in Australia took a train to the town of Mercy, where he heard there was a coffee shop that served drinks named after Australian animals. When he arrived, he decided to try the Koala Tea. He received his order quickly, which turned out to basically be a cup of hot water filled with whole eucalyptus leaves.

The man asked the barista, "Excuse me, there seems to be a lot of loose leaves in my tea."

The barista replied, "Yes, sir, the Koala Tea of Mercy is not strained."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exceedinglyhappy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I buy all of my chamomile from a pot smoking marsupial.

It's high koala-tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What is the best kind of australian tea?

Koala-tea

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Did you hear the joke about the koala bear who preferred to steep its eucalyptus leaves in water instead of eating them?

It's a koala tea joke.

(Variation of other koala jokes I've heard).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVaccinator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I prefer to drink tea made from a marsupial that smoked a bunch of weed.

It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kahmeleon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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I made a new herbal drink from cannabis and eucalyptus leaves.

It's high koala tea.

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