Possum Puns

O'Possum.

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

The Opossum is Irish.

"i don't see him, where?"

-he's right THERE.

"I still can't see him, must be... playing possum."

...other dad walking out with his kid cracks a smile.

I've made it boys. I'm a dad now. This isn't my best, but it was recognized by the international father brotherhood.

They did a great version of ‘Truckin’

He was still there on the return trip. He was quite deadicated.

I asked him what Himalayan possum was and he said, "Oh you know, it's the kind of possum you find on the road and him a laying there."

O-possums.

"You know why possums hang upside down? It makes it easier for them to clean out their pouches."

Down south in the backwoods. Along my way I met a friendly family that took me in for the night. Despite being impoverished they insisted that I stay the night and have dinner.

When we had dinner it seemed they were serving a kind of stew. Quite aromatic. I asked them what it was and the reply I got was “It’s Ma’s Soup Y’all.” I shrugged my shoulders and started to eat. The food was good of course but the meat was quite gamey. So I asked what type of meat it was?

‘Possum.

The Possums. The play dead at home and get killed on the road.

A possum.

...until you've had some lasses

Just wanted to say that this dad joke has been passed down through four generations of dads, me being the fifth once I have a kid.

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it's a possum-bull.

Last week I was flying home from a business trip out of Dallas/Ft. Worth. I'm in line waiting to board and in front of me is a vulture. He's dragging a squirrel carcass behind him in one hand and a dead possum in the other. The line is moving pretty quick until the vulture gets to the ramp and winds up in an argument with the guy scanning tickets. The attendant at the gate says to the vulture, "sir, you are only permitted one piece of carrion."

driving down road and almost hit a possum GF: I thought you were gonna hit that. Me: Me too! It was definitely a "possum-bility."

I slowly shook my head and said "Ohhhhhh........Possum....."

My son and I are driving to work this morning. See something squished on the road ahead.

Son: What is that?

Son: A possum?

Me: Possum-bly...

Son: ...

We were driving on an old country road and we passed by a possum that had been obliterated by a car. My grandfather studied the roadkill carnage carefully before telling me, "Well...that possum will never have the guts to try and cross the road again."

second generation dad joked >.<

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

Because I found Himalayan on the road

I found Himalayan in the road.