What do you call a nocturnal horse?

A night mare.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/callmefinny
šŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?

And why do they think Iā€™d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/pj566
šŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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šŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What is a nocturnal bird's favorite holiday?

Owloween

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/coolrulez555
šŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What do nocturnal people do while they sleep?

Day-dream.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/prestoobies
šŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Last night I had a dream about a nocturnal horse.

It was a nightmare.

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šŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Reverse your diurnal/nocturnal time frames.

Have a night's day.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Rocknocker
šŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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During the eclipse a lot of nocturnal insects started chirping and were pretty active.

I bet their Cicadian Rhythm is totally out of whack.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Je_Desto
šŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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Nocturnal emissions should be called snoregasms.
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Danonymous84
šŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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I actually made my wife laugh with this one

Wife: You were crying in your sleep last night.

Me: Really? That's crazy. (NOTE: It's actually crazy, this is not a common occurrence for me)

Wife: Yeah, like sobbing or crying or something.

Me: You might say I had a... nocturnal emotion.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/THEJAZZMUSIC
šŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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What do you call a nocturnal horse?

A night mare.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
šŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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