My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
Itβs like Iβd never met herbivore
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︎ Mar 07 2021
I just got fired from my job as a palaeontologist because I didn't recognise a female Stegosaurus.
In my defence I'd only ever dug up Tyrannosaurus Rex, so I'd never seen herbivore.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Thereβs a new drama featuring herbivore doctors...
Itβs called Graze Anatomy
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︎ Nov 25 2019
After careful consideration, Iβve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I thought this book I've just bought about farming would be a nice simple read..
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I want to tell you about a girl that ate plants
but you've probably never heard of herbivore!!
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I went to my local all you can eat buffet...
And there was this girl that was only choosing vegetables?
I thought, i never seen herbivore.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What did the plant say to the herbivore?
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︎ Aug 23 2018
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but i've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Oct 05 2017
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....
Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I became a vegetarian
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Iβd never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My wife says sheβs got a friend that only eats vegetables.
Not sure if itβs true, I havenβt met herbivore.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...
I'm sure I never met herbivore
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︎ May 29 2019
Very few people know about the first ever female vegan
Nobody has heard of herbivore
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︎ May 11 2020
These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...
"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Did I ever tell you about the girl that only ate plants?
I can't believe I never mentioned herbivore.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I was talking to a lady this morning who said she recognised me from 'Vegan Club'
but I'm pretty certain I'd never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I went on a blind date with a vegan girl.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but Iβve never met herbivore.
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︎ May 03 2018
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I never thought The Bumper Book of Farming would be such a difficult bedtime read.
But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore.
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︎ May 18 2020
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
π︎ 6k
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︎ Nov 29 2019
A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants...
But youβve probably never heard of herbivore
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
My wife changed a lot since becoming a vegan..
It's like I've never seen herbivore
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
There's a vegan girl over there
Are you sure you haven't met herbivore?
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︎ May 25 2020
I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.
But I never met herbivore.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me
But I've never met herbivore
π︎ 67
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︎ Jan 16 2020
There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I want to tell you all about this girl who only eats plants...
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ May 01 2020
Did I tell you about the girl who only eats plants?
You've probably never heard of herbivore
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︎ Jan 15 2020
A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.
He had never met herbivore.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
My wife has completely changed since she went vegan
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore
π︎ 66
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︎ Aug 27 2019
My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan
It's like I had never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 26 2018
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club.
However Iβm sure Iβve never met herbivore.
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︎ Aug 09 2016
My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan
It's like I have never seen herbivore
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︎ Nov 18 2018
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