What do you call an iguana who runs a casino?

The lizard of odds.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ekolis
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Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hello_stranger-
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What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?

A "rap-tile"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/EMOmosie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pho_de_bimos
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My iguana isnโ€™t feeling well

I hate having a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Joshua-Judges-Ruth
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.

Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frumpbumble
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fingers
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguanaโ€™s diet.

Crickets.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JiminyKirket
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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๐Ÿ”ฅ Legalize Marine Iguana ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nirenyderp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call an iguana that thinks it's a dog?

A reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/simplyGagi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Why did the iguana get a prescription for Viagra?

He was suffering from e-reptile disfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TarantulaPets
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My pet iguana is paralyzed. It doesn't get up anymore.

It has ereptile dysfunction

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KenzoEngineer
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My girlfriend left me after my iguana was diagnosed with a seizure disorder.

She said she couldnโ€™t date a man with a reptile dysfunction

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jayytown
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Iguana Tap It
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Domb95
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My iguana got stuck in a snowstorm.

Man, what a blizzard.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StacheKetchum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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What kind of sound does an iguana make?

An iguanamatopoeia.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alabamara
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2016
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An iguana and a crocodile got into a scuffle at the pub, who swung first?

The instigator.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Seananiganzx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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My Dad's iguana never wants to get up in the morning.

I guess you could say, he has a reptile dysfunction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chucklestheclwn
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