What do you call an iguana who runs a casino?
The lizard of odds.
Marine iguana's should be as legal as alcohol!
What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?
A "rap-tile"
My iguana isnβt feeling well
I hate having a reptile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the iguana who couldn't get it up?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
My wife threatened to leave me unless I take my iguana to the vet.
She says I have a reptile dysfunction.
Took my iguana Ralph to the vets, he's very lethagic and hardly gets up anymore.
Apparently he has a reptile dysfunction.
Iguana ride? imgur.com/gallery/hb75LuS
The other day, I told my son a joke about his pet iguanaβs diet.
Crickets.
What do you call an iguana that thinks it's a dog?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why did the iguana get a prescription for Viagra?
He was suffering from e-reptile disfunction.
My pet iguana is paralyzed. It doesn't get up anymore.
It has ereptile dysfunction
My girlfriend left me after my iguana was diagnosed with a seizure disorder.
She said she couldnβt date a man with a reptile dysfunction
My iguana got stuck in a snowstorm.
Man, what a blizzard.
My Dad's iguana never wants to get up in the morning.
I guess you could say, he has a reptile dysfunction.
What kind of sound does an iguana make?
An iguanamatopoeia.
An iguana and a crocodile got into a scuffle at the pub, who swung first?
The instigator.
