I had a Koala tea time.
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
I told him they don't have tge right koalafications. My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?
They don’t meet the koalifications
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.
Because they're not koalafied...
He wasn’t koalafied!
The koalaity of life is rising.
"This tree isn't of great koalaty"
Credit to u/poopellar
It didn’t meet all the koalafications.
A Eucalyptical
Because they don't koalify for the position
There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didn’t meet the koalafications
They have good koality.
It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!
That's a really good koality picture.
Yptus. You call Yptus.
Because it lacks the koala-fications.
(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).
Because they're unkoalified
Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.
The Eupocalypse.
They don't have the koalafications
(Told this joke to a co-worker who gave me the most dissapointed look I think i've ever seen)
They don’t have the koalafications!
Because they don’t meet the koala ifictations
Because the don’t meet the koalafications.
Because they dont meet the koalafications
They don’t meet the Koalafications!
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
They don't have the koalafications
Because they don't have the right koalafications
They don't meet the koala-fications.
They don’t have the koalafications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don’t meet their koala-fications
Because they aren't koala-fied
They dont have the koala facations
They don't have the koalafications
