I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Did you know Koalas live in groups?
So if you mess with one, they koala them to help...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My son asked me and my SO why koala's aren't considered bears
I told him they don't have tge right koalafications.
My SO sighed and left the room... She hasn't talked to me in 45min, guess that's how you know it's a dadjoke?
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︎ May 23 2020
Why arenβt koalas actual bears?
They donβt meet the koalifications
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-ifications
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Why can't you call Koalas as Koala Bears?
Because that does not koalafy as a proper name anymore! It's not a beary good one either.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why are koalas not considered bears?
Because they're not koalafied...
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why didnβt the koala get the job?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Koalas
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︎ Mar 27 2019
What do Koala bears find nice about life?
The koalaity of life is rising.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
A picky koala bear was holding onto a tree and thought
"This tree isn't of great koalaty"
Credit to u/poopellar
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Why isnβt a koala a real bear?
It didnβt meet all the koalafications.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What exercise equipment does a koala use?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
on a post including koalas
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Why aren't koala's considered bears?
Because they don't koalify for the position
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I went to the zoo too see some koalas....
There was one by itself away from the group, i guess he didnβt meet the koalafications
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why do Koalas work in factories?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
Why cant a bear become a koala?
It doesnt have the proper Koalafications!
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︎ Jun 02 2019
I took a photo o a koala and showed it to my friend. You know what he said?
That's a really good koality picture.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Who do you call when a hungry koala attacks?
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︎ May 10 2019
Why isnβt a koala bear a real bear?
Because it lacks the koala-fications.
(technically, this is a 3 year old joke told to me last weekend, not a dad joke).
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Yes. Koala love indeed
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︎ Jul 24 2018
Why are koalas always unemployed?
Because they're unkoalified
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︎ Mar 29 2019
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︎ May 10 2018
Today I learned that koala bears aren't actually bears.
Yeah, turns out they don't meet the koala-fications.
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︎ May 23 2018
What do koalas call the end of days?
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What did the koalas say to the barber?
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︎ Jan 26 2018
Why aren't Koalas considered bears?
They don't have the koalafications
(Told this joke to a co-worker who gave me the most dissapointed look I think i've ever seen)
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︎ Aug 01 2018
Why arenβt koalas considered bears?
They donβt have the koalafications!
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why arenβt koalas considered bears.
Because they donβt meet the koala ifictations
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Why arenβt koalas actual bears?
Because the donβt meet the koalafications.
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︎ May 20 2020
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they dont meet the koalafications
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Thereβs a reason koalas arenβt bears.
They donβt meet the Koalafications!
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why donβt koala bears hang around with all the other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Why aren't koalas considered bears
They don't have the koalafications
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Why aren't koalas considered real bears?
Because they don't have the right koalafications
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︎ Jan 23 2019
Why aren't Koalas considered "Real Bears"?
They don't meet the koala-fications.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Why arenβt koalas considered bears?
They donβt have the koalafications.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Why koala bears don't hang around all other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
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︎ Sep 27 2018
Why donβt koalas get along with other bears??
Because they donβt meet their koala-fications
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Why aren't Koala's consisderd Bears? Because they dont have the right Koalafications.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
Why isn't a koala bear a real bear
Because they aren't koala-fied
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︎ Jul 26 2017
Why isn't a koala considered a bear
They dont have the koala facations
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︎ Dec 11 2017
Why do koalas not count as bears
They don't have the koalafications
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︎ Jul 30 2018
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