Colosseum Puns

A list of puns related to "Colosseum"

Why was was the unrepentant Roman who consumed his wife neither surprised nor scared when he was thrown into the Colosseum?

He was gladiator already.

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👤︎ u/trimofdoom
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Where did Julius Caesar's fans sit at the Colosseum?

The Caesarean section.

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Nov 27 2016
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