Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
You know what they call a pasta fortress
In-penne-trable
So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...
I guess you could call it a...
Flying FORDTRESS
