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Fortress Puns

A list of puns related to "Fortress"

Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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👤︎ u/RonPossible
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
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👤︎ u/Islarf
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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You know what they call a pasta fortress

In-penne-trable

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👤︎ u/Itz_Splash
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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So the B-17 Flying Fortress's main rival the B-24 Liberator was built by the Ford motor company...

I guess you could call it a...

Flying FORDTRESS

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👤︎ u/Pperson25
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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