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Fastest animals Puns

A list of puns related to "Fastest animals"

Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?

Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah

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👤︎ u/Alfie_13
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Scientists have discovered the fastest animal in the world

At 120 feet per second, it's a cow dropped from a helicopter.

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why doesn't anybody want to race the fastest animals on earth?

Because they're cheetahs.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Mar 16 2018
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