Which animal has the biggest breasts

A zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

....

It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomass4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Whats the difference between a human and an animal?

You can legally put down one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingxjulian0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.

I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.

I think it was Scampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deceze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant

but what do rhino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?

Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alfie_13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?

A hedgehog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What’s the most naked animal?

Bare 🐻

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biglfalife
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What is the most musical animal?

Fish, they have scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notasmartcomment
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Which animals are the easiest to embarass?

The ones with faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Sloths are the most social animals.

They always want to hang out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicferret
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?

Dogstyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afilipinoweeb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!

It was otter chaos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What farm animals are good for the environment?

Recyclebulls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethejoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?

Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhruwatkadam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.

It’s a real Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What s the most dangerous animal in 2020?

The panda, because of the pandamic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daouaich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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No animals were harmed in the posting of this meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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The animals in Australia are dangerous

but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweettongued1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I made a graph of all the animals I've observed pooping in my yard.

It's a scatter plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?

Elephantastic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HallaienHelge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?

Because Noah sat on the deck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?

A HIPAA-potamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Did you hear about the animals that shared an Amazon account?

They were Prime-mates!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I went to a museum to feed the animals

but they were all stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What is the most conceited animal?

the rhin-arcissist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaquarius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.

Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comefindme1231
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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The first animal to be mechanically milked must've been pumped.

I know it's an old joke, I'm just milking it dry. I just think its dairy funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What is the saddest animal?

A Wail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/la_anon1mo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?

A parapets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?

They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robitsarecool
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?

The hip Opotamus of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?

Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdubluu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What’s the tallest animal known to man?

A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapdog73
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?

Because they be lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The Jungle was filled with diverse but selfish animals.

it was a vibrant egosystem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mansheep_
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?

He was hippo-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guamo17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastest_finger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.

It was a Shitzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zzuhruf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.

It's a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthegods
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shitzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...

It was a Shih Tzu.

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