Which animal has the biggest breasts
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
....
It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
My Roomba accidentally went outside our front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
Whats the difference between a human and an animal?
You can legally put down one
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
I saw a big animal during the safari. I think it was an elephant
Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
Which animal won’t share the shrubbery?
What’s the most naked animal?
What is the most musical animal?
Which animals are the easiest to embarass?
Sloths are the most social animals.
They always want to hang out.
What's the most inappropriate shaolin animal kung fu style?
Some animals escaped from the zoo and caused ruckus!
What farm animals are good for the environment?
Which is the oldest animal on the earth ?
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.
What s the most dangerous animal in 2020?
The panda, because of the pandamic
No animals were harmed in the posting of this meme
The animals in Australia are dangerous
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
I made a graph of all the animals I've observed pooping in my yard.
What’s the largest superlative of the animal kingdom?
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
Why didn't the animals play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
What animal is the best at keeping your medical information confidential?
Did you hear about the animals that shared an Amazon account?
I went to a museum to feed the animals
but they were all stuffed.
Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
What is the most conceited animal?
I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon
The first animal to be mechanically milked must've been pumped.
I know it's an old joke, I'm just milking it dry. I just think its dairy funny.
What is the saddest animal?
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
What's the coolest animal of sub-Saharan Africa?
The hip Opotamus of course.
Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?
Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.
What’s the tallest animal known to man?
A millipede! They’re about a thousand feet
Why can't you trust animals in the Zoo?
The Jungle was filled with diverse but selfish animals.
it was a vibrant egosystem.
Did you hear about the obese man who liked to make fun of animals’ weights?
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal there is a dog.
A man walked into a zoo but the only animal they had was a dog.
Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...
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