A list of puns related to "Chas Chandler"
Chas Chandler is John's closest and longest surviving friend. On the TV series he goes by Frank Chandler
He is not only is a good guy and loyal friend he's funny as hell:
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I hope he dies like once an episode cuz its so sad but so funny at the same time. I really hope they explain the Accelerated Healing & Resurrection abilities it would be so cool to learn more about him. I wonder if he's still a family man like his comic book counterpart.
(also so happy he's nothing like that crappy copy they did for the movie
My further reasoning was that it was musically a part of the British Blues Boom of the 60s. Discuss, please.
Chas only has The Knowledge and his Cab.
Chosen Undead armed with Longsword and Heater Shield. Warrior Class, soul level 4.
Fight takes place in the city of London.
Fifteen rounds, each ending in the death of the one of the combantants. The fighter with the most victories wins.
133 - 99 |
Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo |
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GAME SUMMARY |
Location: Spectrum Center(19088), Clock: |
Officials: Sean Corbin, Suyash Mehta and Jamahl Ralls |
Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 36 | 37 | 33 | 27 | 133 |
Charlotte Hornets | 27 | 20 | 27 | 25 | 99 |
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TEAM STATS |
Team | PTS | FG | FG% | 3P | 3P% | FT | FT% | OREB | TREB | AST | PF | STL | TO | BLK |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 133 | 52-103 | 50.5% | 17-41 | 41.5% | 12-12 | 100% | 13 | 52 | 36 | 21 | 15 | 16 | 4 |
Charlotte Hornets | 99 | 39-85 | 45.9% | 9-35 | 25.7% | 12-21 | 57.1% | 5 | 35 | 27 | 15 | 9 | 17 | 9 |
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PLAYER STATS |
I guess the concept didn't work
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
They just donβt work!
Calcium, nickel, neon
133 - 99 |
Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo |
|
GAME SUMMARY |
Location: Spectrum Center(19088), Clock: |
Officials: Sean Corbin, Suyash Mehta and Jamahl Ralls |
Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 36 | 37 | 33 | 27 | 133 |
Charlotte Hornets | 27 | 20 | 27 | 25 | 99 |
|
TEAM STATS |
Team | PTS | FG | FG% | 3P | 3P% | FT | FT% | OREB | TREB | AST | PF | STL | TO | BLK |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 133 | 52-103 | 50.5% | 17-41 | 41.5% | 12-12 | 100% | 13 | 52 | 36 | 21 | 15 | 16 | 4 |
Charlotte Hornets | 99 | 39-85 | 45.9% | 9-35 | 25.7% | 12-21 | 57.1% | 5 | 35 | 27 | 15 | 9 | 17 | 9 |
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PLAYER STATS |
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133 - 99 |
Box Scores: NBA & Yahoo |
|
GAME SUMMARY |
Location: Spectrum Center(19088), Clock: |
Officials: Sean Corbin, Suyash Mehta and Jamahl Ralls |
Team | Q1 | Q2 | Q3 | Q4 | Total |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 36 | 37 | 33 | 27 | 133 |
Charlotte Hornets | 27 | 20 | 27 | 25 | 99 |
|
TEAM STATS |
Team | PTS | FG | FG% | 3P | 3P% | FT | FT% | OREB | TREB | AST | PF | STL | TO | BLK |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 133 | 52-103 | 50.5% | 17-41 | 41.5% | 12-12 | 100% | 13 | 52 | 36 | 21 | 15 | 16 | 4 |
Charlotte Hornets | 99 | 39-85 | 45.9% | 9-35 | 25.7% | 12-21 | 57.1% | 5 | 35 | 26 | 15 | 9 | 17 | 9 |
Team | Biggest Lead | Longest Run | PTS: In Paint | PTS: Off TOs | PTS: Fastbreak |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | +43 | 10 | 58 | 22 | 21 |
Charlotte Hornets | 0 | 12 | 56 | 13 | 16 |
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TEAM LEADERS |
Team | Points | Rebounds | Assists |
---|---|---|---|
Phoenix Suns | 24 Devin Booker | 12 Jalen Smith | 16 Chris Paul |
Charlotte Hornets | 17 LaMelo Ball | 7 Gordon Hayward | 8 Ish Smith |
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PLAYER STATS |
SUNS | MIN | FGM-A | 3PM-A | FTM-A | ORB | DRB | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- | PTS |
Mikal Bridges^SF | 25:18 |
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