So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanphi
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How do gold fishes get old?

Take away the G

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Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?

Because he is shellfish.

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Where do fishes work

In the offish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krowsfeet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What instrument do fishes play?

The guitartar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnallthebooks
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Where do fishes keep their money?

In the river banks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaacdragon
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What do you call a dad who fishes a lot?

The Codfather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMZIMMERMAN
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Two fishes are in a tank.

One says to other, "Uhm... how do you drive this thing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kones_6999
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Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubinKhadka
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Where do fishes work???.....in the Offish (*1 pity upvote)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasplitz14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Do you know where fishes keep their money?

In riverbanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bubuy_nu_Patu
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why fishes have their eyes wide open?

they must be vigilant, something fishy around there...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SAIdriss
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My friend said he saw a dream where all the fishes were Nazis.

And that their leader was a dolphin hitler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LONEWOLF__14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What's a fishes favorite instrument?

A Bass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelScott315
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Sleeping with the Fishes: Necrophiliac's Ultimate Wet Dream

Cross post from /r/sixwordstories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whygeorgia
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2 fishes are in a tank

One of the fishes asks the other, " How the hell are we gonna drive this thing?"

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Two fishes are in a tank

One of them says "so how do I drive this thing"

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