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Fishes Puns

A list of puns related to "Fishes"

So proud of my daughter for this one... "Why do fishes swim in salt water?"

Because pepper would make them sneeze!

She's six. She's awesome.

EDIT: Woo highest rated post, thanks to my kid. Also, I never said she wrote it! She just told it to me. So there.

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👤︎ u/evanphi
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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How do gold fishes get old?

Take away the G

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👤︎ u/hubbabubbaliciouss
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?

Because he is shellfish.

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👤︎ u/Deep_Contribution957
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Where do fishes work

In the offish

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👤︎ u/Krowsfeet
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What instrument do fishes play?

The guitartar

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👤︎ u/burnallthebooks
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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Where do fishes keep their money?

In the river banks.

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👤︎ u/Zaacdragon
📅︎ Sep 17 2017
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What do you call a dad who fishes a lot?

The Codfather

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👤︎ u/KMZIMMERMAN
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Two fishes are in a tank.

One says to other, "Uhm... how do you drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/kones_6999
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Two fishes swimed into a concrete wall. One turned to the other and said dam!
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👤︎ u/RubinKhadka
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Where do fishes work???.....in the Offish (*1 pity upvote)
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👤︎ u/bananasplitz14
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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Do you know where fishes keep their money?

In riverbanks.

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👤︎ u/Bubuy_nu_Patu
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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why fishes have their eyes wide open?

they must be vigilant, something fishy around there...

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👤︎ u/SAIdriss
📅︎ May 08 2018
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My friend said he saw a dream where all the fishes were Nazis.

And that their leader was a dolphin hitler.

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👤︎ u/LONEWOLF__14
📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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What's a fishes favorite instrument?

A Bass!

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👤︎ u/MichaelScott315
📅︎ May 31 2017
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2 fishes are in a tank

One of the fishes asks the other, " How the hell are we gonna drive this thing?"

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 23 2018
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Two fishes are in a tank

One of them says "so how do I drive this thing"

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👤︎ u/moabdulrazzak
📅︎ May 10 2018
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