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They're like carbonated copies of the originals!
Because they're a de-livery service
He said he thought they were haribo.
My fiancé and I are unsuccessful in coming up with our wedding hashtag. I’m turning to Reddit for help!
I’m trying to avoid anything generic or commonly used. My name is Amanda Hawk and my fiancé is Ryan Witt. The only thing I’ve come up with is #HawkGetsCaught or #AtWittsEnd but not my favorites. I’d love to see with what y’all come up with!
Me (Mr. Nerdy Smooth): You know you're less than 90 degrees?
Popular Girl: Because I'm acute?
It was at that moment I knew I had to marry her. We'll be married 11 years next month. :)
I am creating a new account on my ps3 and i don’t want to be generic in what i choose as i can’t change it after it is created so would it be possible to get some ideas of pun based usernames
And my name is sophie so anything including sophie or soph would be even better x
I replied "it must be the rain dear".
I'm helping with dinner in the kitchen when a dog food commercial comes on. It was literally a 5 minute long ad telling about how generic dog food wasn't good for your dog and how I should buy their product. I'm scrubbing a dish, shaking my head, silently hoping someone changes the channel to something more entertaining and my dad looks up and exclaims "I don't know what the hell they're talking about!" I quickly look over at him waiting to hear his rationale over why he's so upset. He looks back slyly and says, "...tastes fine to me." I died laughing.
We were discussing the fact that she's short and the conversation went something like this
Me: I remember when I was a fun sized Snickers bar, then I turned 14 and became a party sized Snickers bar.
Her: Well what if I don't want to be a Snickers bar?
Me: Then you can be any generic fun sized candy bar of your choice.
Her: Idk what I would be. But it would make sense that you're a Snickers bar, you have nuts.
Me: yeah they had some really good bison in, better than the generic ground bison Dad: all bison is ground bison they can't fly away
I've been in a car all day waiting to get home to tell this one. As we were driving down the road, we pass by a pasture full of hay bales when all of a sudden my sister yells out "hey daddy!" My dad responds with a generic "yes?" To which my sister replies with "oh, I was just showing you the hay over there." I love my sister.
My dad is the type that tells the most generic and awful dad jokes that make you cringe, thus bringing to pass my own joke that is only possible thanks to my father's dry sense of humor. My husband & I were laying in bed and I was cuddled up to him. When he was about to go to sleep he turned to me & said, "I needa turn over." (As in "need to.") To which I replied, "Sorry, we don't have any." The laughter that then ensued brought tears to my eyes, but my husband didn't get it. Thanks for my awful humor, dad.
...with generic Mariachi music in the background: "This is my favorite song! I was hoping they would play it!"