The first person to create bowls that you can put in the microwave really should've marketed them as Microwave-A-Bowls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WriteTheWrong
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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Did you guys hear of the new Kosher beer marketed specifically towards men?

It's called the He-Brew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggibridges
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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A very bare market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianGlassner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Marketing level!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AromaticAd9528
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?

Investigator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Just heard there's a guy down Borough market selling Oxford vaccinations for Β£2 each...

Or 3 for a Pfizer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samuelh1996_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The first time I saw her, at her honey stall at the farmers market, I knew right away...

...she was a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I finally went to talk to the super cute girl who works in the Egyptian super market.

Her: What can I do for you?

Me: I'm looking for a date.

Her: Oh, what kind of dates?

Me: Uhmm, just dinner and a movie :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gliscor_dude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickfingersjr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Whats the worst crime to occur at a fish market?

Getting battered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TL4Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A peasant's wife told him to go get milk for the baby. Dutifully, he went to the market with the baby and brought home a hefty jug of milk. "You've forgotten the baby!" she exclaimed.

"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Market research.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..

.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.

Well, finders kippers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilackan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The stock market is confusing for me but

It makes cents for someone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.

I was disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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We went to a new market today for the first time. Dad was very impressed.

He said, β€œYou’re telling me a flea runs this market?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMikeLeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn't trust the employees there.

They seemed a little fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/falafel_hotdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Had some friends over and they were telling me they are in the market for a new telescope...

I told them β€œ be carful telescope salesmen can see you coming a mile away!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfBakedPotato84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Corona is taking "viral marketing" too literally

The new campaign is a killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyPotato21
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Gonna brew and market my own beer, and call it β€œResponsibly.”

Advertising slogan will be a doddle: β€œPlease drink Responsibly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?

Mass Marketing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McDudles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Dubstep keeps playing at the fisher’s market.

Honestly, people need to stop dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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With market going into recession

Is it crude to make oil jokes now ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruh-sick
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins

I think they called them airpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HJMW08
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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β€ͺWhat’s the most effective marketing strategy to sell audio books?‬

Word of mouth‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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If you are feeling lonely during the lockdown, try buying a few shares from the financial market.

Then you’ll have a little bit of company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I’m ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market

This is going to make a killing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjpunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...

I'm a steak-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Beefed up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Oh Dusty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/galacticgoosebump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibs4353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.

They all say the product is remarkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Somebody should market a beer called β€œOccasionally”.

So when asked, I can say, β€œI only drink occasionally”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Found at a local World Market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamderber
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market

They just lost their Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinpineapplepin
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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