You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?

It's a huge Pine in the Ash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What separates a canine family tree from other species?

The bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The US grows two different species of cherry trees

Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.

But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitwiseshiftleft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?

A pool table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Dad jokes meet dog jokes [SFW]

Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?

It has the thickest bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patuarealdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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The look on my mom's face was priceless.

Last saturday, I was at my parents' house to watch the game. While my dad and I are watching, my mom is on her laptop looking at trees to plant in the back yard, and constantly asking my dad what he thinks about every species of tree she comes across. Suddenly, my mom's phone receives several text messages, emails, and app notifications simultaneously. My dad looks at her and says, "Well, aren't you Poplar today? Leaf me alone and go check your phone." I laughed my ass off, as did he. She was not amused.

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