A list of puns related to "Primary Quill"
Welp, I've truly stepped on the cat-girl's tail, Admiral Shtuklar thought to himself, staring at the holotank. He gave himself a physical shudder, shaking his head, then stood straight for a moment, looking over the protocontinent.
He turned to a second holotank and waved his hand through it, dismissing the estimations of post-battle casualties for the civilian populace. It was currently glitching due to SFC Casey hammering apart a large piece of the protocontinent so it next to useless.
He quickly put up his entire ground-side TO&E. First Lanaktallan Armor, First Telkan Marine Division, First Armored Recon, 1095 Treana'ad Ground Warfare Horde, and a good amount of other units. He quickly tabbed up a unit and designated it "First Planetary Powered Armor Assault" and moved Casey from First Telkan Senior NCO to that unit.
Being honest with himself as he worked, he admitted he had screwed up. The fact that 7th Army had been wiped out had shaken him and he had made a midshipman's mistake by just reacting and throwing everything he had at the enemy in the hopes of stopping them.
He closed his eyes for a second and remembered the time the bridge had taken a hit and the entire responsibility for a super-carrier had fallen on him as a LT JG in the middle of a heavy battle. He had reacted then too, and while his decisions had been lauded, he had always looked back on that and wondered if he could have made better decisions and saved more lives.
He brought up the RoE from several past battles involving 7th Army and stopped at the RoE for the Second Telkan War AKA Telkan Dwellerspawn War.
"RoE Update," he called out. "Transmit to all units but First Planetary Assault," he snapped. He turned and looked at the planet itself, thinking fast.
Scans were worthless so far, only showing blurring movement of a large amount of something, but other than that, nothing. He looked up the maximum range of a weapon and began working.
"Fab up Second Mantid War phasic munitions and have the guns loaded," he tapped out different areas, keeping away from the civilian centers and trying to ensure Lanaktallan and neo-sapient troops would only catch the edges. Telkan troops had high resistance to
... keep reading on reddit β‘Hello HFY, here's the next in my series of what happens when humanity's special Gift in the stars is to have children with whoever they damn well please. As with the prior 21, I welcome constructive criticism.
I didn't want to shove the meaning of any story(ies) that are presented in this story down your throat, so I'm going to put the meaning of the story(ies) in a comment for those who want to know the original intent.
As always, all you humans and mixed breeds: Keep those comments exciting!
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Sorry for the long wait everyone. The world of being a GM, writer's block and just life in general got in the way once more. I hope this episode is worth it to you all.
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"Are you okay?" Asked Xii as she pulled Cass into her lap. Whatisthatnoise? Is it footsteps? Gunshots?"
Cass's sweaty body remained still and silent as Xii pulled her into a sitting position. WhereamI? Why do I feel cold? Why the hell am I naked? NOT AGAIN! Xii shook Cass as she started to squirm and wince slightly.
Xii shook Cass as she said "Wake up. Wake up! Cass, wake ooooofffff"
Cass withdrew her fist from Xii's stomach and rolled off of her bed, slamming into the floor with an "OUCH!" Why am I on the floor?
Xii leaned over the edge of Cass's bed, watching Cass sit up with confusion practically written on her face. With slow, cautious movements, Xii pulled Cass back onto the bed and into her lap.
"Everything okay, Cass?" Xii asked. Why do you look that concerned?
Laying her head between Xii's neck and should, Cass replied "Just had a nightmare."
"Must've been a bad one."
Cass buried her face into Xii's neck. "How could you tell?"
"You got me with a nasty hook to the gut when I tried to wake you up."
... keep reading on reddit β‘Lore context: Sicarius was formerly the Second Captain in the Ultramarines Chapter. He has had a interesting career. 'Currently', he is commander of the Victrix Guard
Meta context: people have asked 'what happened to him in the interim'
Meta context 2: people occasionally ask questions like 'what is of greater value? keeping base-line humans alive? or keeping Marines ready for everything'. etc
> βWe have a serious problem.β
> βFrom all accounts,β answered Sicarius, βwe have more than just one.β His cold, blue gaze took in the rest of the room and the audience he had summoned to his quarters. He had long abandoned the notion of having a private space, though there were times that he missed the luxury of isolation and the clarity of thought that came with it. Ever since the ship had been adrift, power had been failing and several decks had to be shut down and sealed as vital life support systems could no longer be sustained to an acceptable level of efficacy. It meant some of the briefing chambers had been repurposed as barracks, or living spaces for the non-combatant members of the crew. In turn, this had meant sacrificing privacy for pragmatism. A tacticarium hololith table had been moved in and most of the furnishings, including the slab cot where Sicarius had occasionally slept, moved out to make space for briefings and reports.
> Even so, it was still crowded in the captainβs quarters.
> βOur failing power reserves are of significant concern,β said Haephestus, taking the opportunity to voice his findings first. The Techmarine was a towering presence, only surpassed by the indomitable figure of Argo Helicos who stood next to him.
> [---] > βIβve received reports of power failures in the aft decks, eight through twelve, and am considering moving the crew in those sections to more stable areas,β offered a thin-looking woman wearing an amalgam of Militarum fatigues and Munitorum robes. Olvo Sharna blinked nervously at the captain behind a pair of wireframe glasses, a bleached bone servo-skull scribing every word to parchment with a neuro-quill. The reams of vellum gathered in a hefty stack beneath the floating machine, its tiny anti-gravitic impellers stirring the papery edges. βAnd there is also the question of sustenance.β Sicarius held her gaze for a moment.
> βFood, captain,β she said.
> βI know what sustenance means, quartermaster,β he said patiently. βWould you care to provide a little more detail about the crisis?
... keep reading on reddit β‘Note: A good chunk of these are probably not going to happen and in some cases, probably shouldn't happen. But as a writer, I just simply wanted to have fun with this. Obviously, I don't expect any of these to happen nor do I think they should happen.
Then again, they're making a damn Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special and a Groot animated show. Anything's possible at this point.
Also, sorry, this is a long one so tl;dr in the comments.
1. Bucky Barnes: The Winter Soldier (Disney+):
Bucky has now completed his journal and has provided closure with those hurt by his actions as the Soldier. However, he's still left with the question of where does he go now? There's also the fact that his trauma still hasn't been fully resolved.
He's forced to return to the line of duty when called in by someone like Contessa to retrieve some sort of MacGuffin stolen by AIM. The MacGuffin in this case can be the Mad-Bomb, a device that when activated, turns everyone in its radius into rage zombies (which would fit a story where the lead is a dude who's mind was stolen from him and was turned into a murder machine).
This, however, ends up putting him in conflict with the Winter Guard, Russia's equivalent to the Avengers who's after the same thing. I also want Yelena to appear in a prominent role in the show, either as an ally of Bucky or a part of the Guard. Either way would work and would be a good chance to see a version of the Bucky/Widow dynamic. They can have a history with Bucky being someone who helped train Yelena when he was still the Soldier.
The story would focus on the themes of mental health and how much of one's identity do you give up to something, whether it be your government, your nation, or a cause. Most of the characters in this show should be puppets to someone else and Bucky is a puppet trying to keep his strings cut. He doesn't want to be pulled back into becoming someone's plaything again.
Bucky's arc would revolve around his dynamic with his past and each phase he's been in, meaning we'd get to see flashbacks to each different aspect of his life. The kid from Brooklyn, the Howling Commando, the Winter Soldier, the fugitive in Bucharest, the White Wolf, etc. Each episode can also have flashbacks to these different points in time.
The end result would be him realizing that all of these aspects are a part of who he is and he can't ignore any of them. But he shouldn't define himself based on
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I remember the beginning. I remember kneeling. I remember pain. I wasβ¦remade.
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ARC 5 - PARACLETE
CHAPTER 8 - OPEN EYES
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Lukewarm water had never brought such relief. Raegn dunked his head below the surface and let the world fade away. The silence was serene. It took away all distraction. No sweat-slicked hair stuck to his forehead, no itch of salt-dried skin, no seething words of hatred that everyone in the city seemed to carry. Being given the space for his own thoughts, however, brought little enjoyment.
Raegnβs face tightened as he remembered the slain rebel. Had the man only been guilty of fighting for those with affinity who refused to reveal themselves? Was standing against an oppressive ruler worthy of the hate heβd been shown? A part of him believed the Justicar should find offense in the spectacle of an execution the Emperor used to sow seeds of influence into his people. A rash reveal and declaration of persecution was the stuff of childβs tales, though. The Order had permitted Shaktika its practices for years now. The true goal lay in Victoriaβs marriage and bringing the Shaktikan army to fight the Void when the Realm called. Squashing the rebellion so all effort could be put into a singular focus would be the most efficient way. If a people had to suffer for a few more years, was that not better than risking extinction?
Raegn forced the speculation away as he broke the surface and gasped for air. Those sort of things werenβt for him to decide. It was Highlord Orgeronβs responsibility to bring the Realm to heel when the time came. He was merely an arm of the Order, operating within set limits. So long as the Highlord permitted him to fight when the darkness showed itself, he would be satisfied. Dealing with politics and policing the common man were not what drove him to succeed in a two-season trial.
He dried and dressed quickly before any sweat could reappear and soil a new set of underclothes. Edolie had been kind enough to handle their laundry, more a deed than Raegn had initially thought given he changed two or three times a day. His things gathered, he made his way out of
... keep reading on reddit β‘Faction Name: The Collective
Allegiance: IMC/Neutral/Ares - While fighting primarily on behalf of IMC on account of being Ares property, it is prone to outburst. As well as it cares very little for those who do not ally with it, but, due to abuse at the hands of RnD to force evolution, those who do willingly without assimilation, it is very protective/possessive of, to bad it really only pertains to people of interest, pilots, and other hive minds.
Leader: Speaker for "The One" - A randomly chosen pilot type, covered in purple flesh-like growths, with green eye-like slits at the head/front of the body, and a strange VERY deep red almost black tar-like "blood" oozing from the optical slits, and bases of the luminescent orange quills upon it's back/forearms. This pilot is the primary speaker/agent of the space ameba, turned planetary hivemind going by the name of "The Collective". The Collective is a Space ameba that normally grows through the consumption of light, and the assimilation of technology/large celestial bodies/lifeforms. However upon it being separated from the primary growth in space (at the time roughly the size of a small asteroid) by the IMC Ares RnD dep. it has been forced to evolve to primarily rely on electric power for life, with a heavy focus on assimilation for growth. Assimilation of pilots however is energy tasking, therefore allowing them to have control of themselves, and instead using them as agents to create corpses to assimilate has yielded better results. So not being able to telepathically communicate with un assimilated allies, a speaker is needed.
Lore of the Mercs: The pilots who fight for this faction are a mixture of Mercenaries who couldn't refuse the extremely large payment/protection from The Collective, prisoners of the Area Division forced into partial assimilation, and a strange cult like group of pilots who have faced it's forces, fearing assimilation, opting to join, and treat as though it were a god.
Titan of choice: Scourge These small colonies of the Ameba make great allies due to common interest.
Dialogue:
Titan Ready: "We have Assimilated a Chassis for you Independent, make your request when ready"
Titan Kill: "Good, goooood.... I shall salvage the parts immediately!"
Evacuation: "INDEPENDENT, YOU MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY IT IS UNSAFE TO REMAIN, I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL..
... keep reading on reddit β‘Load out:
Large chassis (1 dash, +50% recharge speed with with turbo engine) This titan has no shields, and batteries recharge abilities instead.
Primary: Arm Quills Having thrown away the weapon of this former prototype titan, it now uses biological coagulated fluid in the shape of spike like quills as a weapon, fired from it's wrist. Fires in 5 round burst dealing 25 damage (assuming each health bar segment is 100 hp) per shot, firing at 2.5 rounds per second, recharge speed of 2 quills every second, and a mag size of 25. These quills pierce through small enemies with tremendous fall off afterward.
Defensive: Blood Letting: At the cost of 50 health deploy a 10 meter radius puddle of biological fluid that causes enemies to slide, and have vision impaired by a flesh vine overlay on screen. Has a 6 second cooldown.
Utility: Build Mass: All enemy grunts in a 15m radius of the titan are absorbed and give 10 health a piece to the titan, pilots in a 5m radius give 25 health a piece. Cooldown of 30 seconds
Offensive: Infecting Lance: Using a calcium growth protruding from the titans fist, charge up to 15m forward dealing 5 β’ (meters remaining) damage, also puts enemy titans dashes on cooldown, and impairs vision for 5 seconds.
Core: Budding: Titan creates an all biological clone of itself with half max health, has a duration of 45 second, upon the end of the duration gain half the remaining health of the clone.
Scourge Kits:
Airborne Transmission: While in the Blood Letting puddle, Pilots take 2 damage per second (assuming they have 50), and 2 stacking damage per additional second. Pilots inside of titans take 1 damage per second, and 1 stacking damage per additional second.
BioMass Bomb: While at above 75% health, Build Mass also explodes dealing 100 damage. While under 75% health gains from Build Mass are increased by 1.5x.
Glutton: All cooldowns are increased by 10 seconds, all incoming health is increased by 2x, and executions using infecting Lance heal for 100 health. Building mass no longer heals the titan.
Self Replication: Upon dealing damage equal to there max health clones create another clone, this is limited to 2 extra clones. For each clone gain a core delay of 10 seconds (meaning 10 added seconds until your core starts recharging.).
Lore:
"Sir! It's some kind of fucking beast! Get us out of here, please!" -Militia Infiltration Team of Unknown Operation (Status: Deceased)
A strange purple flesh like organism covering a Legion chassis,
... keep reading on reddit β‘The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I would have a daughter
Forward:
Almost seven months ago, I posted a two part story to this sub titled βApheraitors.β It caught a modest number of eyeballs, but those who read it seemed to react surprisingly positively to it. To be honest, I was flattered. And, high on the rush of having pleased and impressed so many strangers on the internet, I promised more to come.
And truth be told I had more. This story was already half written and a few others were outlined when I made that promise. But, I faltered. Part of that faltering was laziness, other obligations, the burning desire to play New Vegas one more time, etc. but part of it was real worry. Because, you see, right around the start of the new year, real world events happened that made me very nervous about publishing my second story.
I wonβt be coy. This story features an unhinged conspiracy theorist who attacks a legislative council building for political reasons. I had written this before the events of 6 Jan, and the resemblance to those events is a coincidence. However, it was an uncomfortable coincidence, and I did not want to seem like I was exploiting a truly shitty day in my countryβs history for internet points. Moreover, I know that people come to this sub mostly for escapism, wish fulfillment, and power fantasy. Those are perfectly valid forms of enjoyment, I enjoy them myself. But, they are easily soured, and someone looking for a good βFuck Yeah!β is unlikely to appreciate an uncomfortable coincidence, or a βmessageβ deliberate or accidental.
I seriously debated scrapping this story altogether.
I wiffled and waffled for 3 months before deciding to finish it as Iβd originally intended and let the chips fall where they may. This is that story. If itβs not to your liking, rest assured the others arenβt far behind it, and theyβre less likely to have the same problem.
...unless vampires suddenly become a thing, but if that happens Iβm far from the only writer whoβs boned.
Happy reading,
Stay safe,
Be kind to eachother.
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I know that the fact that I am writing these memories down at all will likely cause some stir. While almost everything I intend to talk about of an operational nature is (or should be) a matter of public record, tone and context matter a great deal. While the Capital Peacekeeping Corps will find nothing to argue against in the facts of the matter, an unsanitized, personal, subjective perspective on events goes very much against the common code of Fe
... keep reading on reddit β‘Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
It's a big scary world out there beyond Riverwood or wherever your character is starting, and you should never leave home without some essential equipment and adventuring gear. Otherwise you end up like me the time I forgot both a bedroll AND my waterskins. I've always had a checklist of items I bring before venturing out and wanted to share it to help out other UltSky roleplayers, prepare new players for surviving UltSky's monster and mod hazards, and see if you all have some indispensable items I'm missing. Here's my (overly-extensive) list that is heavily focused on low- to mid-level warrior/thief characters, not mages:
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
(I can't access my alt on a computer, so I'll be using my main. I forget to switch my account anyways tho... oh well)
>There was a package on top of Petrocia's bed today. The stone wedge covered in leaves and wool that they slept on had a small package, not very heavy and with a small letter on top.
>
>'Hey! You haven't taught a class in a while, why not show us how you make those awesome things?'
>
>It had no sender, but was addressed to Petrocia. Huh.
>
>When they opened the box, they found... several goose, turkey, and other beautiful feathers. Only primary flight feathers, they noted, were in the box. The feathers were clean, none too weathered or fragile. Underneath the geese, the turkey, and the eagle and hawk feathers, however, was a single flamingo feather. Did the sender want Petrocia to teach the students how to make feather quills?
>
>Petrocia would have shrugged if there was anyone with them. Guess I'll do a class about feather quills, then. It has been a while since I taught a class, and no student really has been either.
Later
Petrocia was writing in perfect cursive on the chalkboard how to make a feather pen. There were sketches describing the anatomy of a feather, and examples laid out on a side table. Students were starting to pour into the classroom, apparently quite excited about feather pens. Huh. Petrocia didn't think that feather pens were so exciting. They shrugged, and clapped to get everyone's attention. Most students knew DSL by now, so they didn't need a translator this time.
'Instructions are on the board. Ask if you have any questions. There are knives and feathers on the table over there, and example pens on the other one. I trust that all of you have done Sandstone's knife safety course, so there shouldn't be a problem, but I brought my first aid kit just in case. Paper and ink are also on the table if you finished and want to use your pen.'
The room was simple- rugs and desks randomly scattered across the floor, with simple wooden tables on each side of the class. A blackboard was hanging at the front of the room, and there was a window on the side with the craft materials. It was sunny outside, and light streamed in from outside. Compass joined in halfway through the classroom, and the class was quietly chatting with each other as they carved feather pens. Petrocia sat in a corner in between the example table and the blackboard, carving the light pink flamingo feath
... keep reading on reddit β‘True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
I've had this data gathering dust sitting in a text document on my desktop for about a day or two now, so I figured I'd stop procrastinating on sharing it with the community. Like before, please note that all of the testing regarding these balance tweaks was conducted within the Shooting Range, which has a recorded history of being notoriously buggy in comparison to live matches, so take this information with a grain of salt. I also sent a support ticket to EM detailing my findings, and it's been a few days, so some of these might have already been corrected in a hotfix I wasn't aware of. Each entry relays in which patch the mistake was discovered, and therefore, provides details on how long they've persisted without being fixed.
Legend:
u = units
cd = cooldown
efr = effective range
sd = simplified description
ad = advanced description
Furia
Io
Koga
Octavia
OMG. I don't usually care for Snape as a primary character, especially not Snape POV/main char, but this fic is just excellent.
It's got it all. An interesting but mostly true-to-canon Harry. Likewise with Snape and most other characters. Follows canon plot, but makes it interesting -- doesn't take too long dragging on with it, doesn't follow too close to the original so that it's boring.
Voldemort is defeated about halfway through, and I was a bit hesitant to keep reading as it seemed like the fic was headed towards "Lord Potter Black Peverell saves all of humanity at age 17 with his overpowered awesomeness and quick wit" but it's... just skirting that line. Like, the overdone bits are there, but it's so well done it isn't horrid, and better yet it is believable. Example excerpt that doesn't really have plot spoilers...
>βNow, the most important part of this lecture: do not ever use primary feathers in your potions. Never.β
>
>Pershore swallows before asking, βWhy not?β
>
>βEveryone, hold up your quills,β Harry instructs. βYouβre all holding a quill made from a birdβs primary featherβnoβ¦no, only most of you are. What theβwhat is that?β he asks, pointing at Shimizuβs fluffy pink quill. That feather did not come from any bird Severus has ever seen.
>
>βItβsβ¦a quillβall right, itβs a plastic feather with a metal ink nib attached!β Shmizu admits, blushing. βI was terrible with a feather quill!β
>
>βIs that pink thing new to this term, this year, or have you been using it since you started school here?β Harry asks, still giving the feather an appalled look.
>
>βUhβjust last week. I got it over the holiday break,β Shimizu says.
>
>βJust checking. It means I can blame everyone except your Headmaster, then.β Harry shakes his head. βListen. A birdβs primary feather is ostensibly the most important feather to a species that flies. It is thrust, power, and controlβa birdβs hand, basically. Everyone else in this room is holding quills made from primary feathers from differing birds. Weβre magic-users, all of us, so the control that the primary feather lends to the bird is also lended to us when we use the quill. In more basic terms, it makes it easier to adapt to using a quill in the first place, and we can write for longer periods without our hands cramping up. I am not actually against your ink nib, just that fluffy pink thing you have attached to it.β
So yeah, he's over-educated and showin
... keep reading on reddit β‘You officially hit rock bottom
No it doesn't.
Now itβs syncing.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I will find you. You have my Word.
...sails are going through the roof.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
He thought homes were built, not born.
A taxi
But Bill kept the Windows
K9P
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I remember the beginning. I remember kneeling. I remember pain. I wasβ¦remade.
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ARC 5 - PARACLETE
CHAPTER 8 - OPEN EYES
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Lukewarm water had never brought such relief. Raegn dunked his head below the surface and let the world fade away. The silence was serene. It took away all distraction. No sweat-slicked hair stuck to his forehead, no itch of salt-dried skin, no seething words of hatred that everyone in the city seemed to carry. Being given the space for his own thoughts, however, brought little enjoyment.
Raegnβs face tightened as he remembered the slain rebel. Had the man only been guilty of fighting for those with affinity who refused to reveal themselves? Was standing against an oppressive ruler worthy of the hate heβd been shown? A part of him believed the Justicar should find offense in the spectacle of an execution the Emperor used to sow seeds of influence into his people. A rash reveal and declaration of persecution was the stuff of childβs tales, though. The Order had permitted Shaktika its practices for years now. The true goal lay in Victoriaβs marriage and bringing the Shaktikan army to fight the Void when the Realm called. Squashing the rebellion so all effort could be put into a singular focus would be the most efficient way. If a people had to suffer for a few more years, was that not better than risking extinction?
Raegn forced the speculation away as he broke the surface and gasped for air. Those sort of things werenβt for him to decide. It was Highlord Orgeronβs responsibility to bring the Realm to heel when the time came. He was merely an arm of the Order, operating within set limits. So long as the Highlord permitted him to fight when the darkness showed itself, he would be satisfied. Dealing with politics and policing the common man were not what drove him to succeed in a two-season trial.
He dried and dressed quickly before any sweat could reappear and soil a new set of underclothes. Edolie had been kind enough to handle their laundry, more a deed than Raegn had initially thought given he changed two or three times a day. His things gathered, he made his way out of
... keep reading on reddit β‘And then you will all be sorry.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
βthank you for your cervix.β
But now I stand corrected.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
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