Trump's top aides have Coronavirus
It would appear he has a staff infection
Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?
What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?
If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
I just bought myself a new first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
I really want to try Kool-Aid, but...
I can’t figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that tiny little envelope.
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?
When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...
....she becomes a Def leopard.
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Shout out to my grandpa
That’s the only way he can hear you
My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Did you hear about the guy who had lots of phone sex?
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.
Well, I wouldn't put it plaster
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
I told me my doctor I didn’t want her to give me stitches.
She said “fine, suture self.”
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.
I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
You should never have phone sex.
You might get hearing aids
My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...
You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
Doctor to the patient:
- Can you hear better with the hearing aid that I recommended?
- Yes, I can. Thank you very much, doctor. I've already re-written my Will 3 times.
What do you call a swarm of bees that have AIDS?
What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
Just bought a first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
Must be how they got famous.
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
Why shouldn't you have phone sex?
You could get hearing aids
I bought myself a first aid kit today.
I thought I would Treat myself.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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