Trump's top aides have Coronavirus
It would appear he has a staff infection
Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?
What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?
If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
Just bought a first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
I told me my doctor I didn’t want her to give me stitches.
She said “fine, suture self.”
Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?
I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because they’re hearing aides!
My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.
Well, I wouldn't put it plaster
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...
You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.
The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.
I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
It’s really hard to pull off.
We keep telling grandad to change his hearing aid
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
Why should you always use hearing protection?
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
What do you call mosquitoes that catch AIDS
What do you call a swarm of bees that have AIDS?
Why did the nurse get second chair in the symphony?
Because they were a Band-Aid
I thought I’d go as a Band-Aid this Halloween, but then decided not to.
I think it’ll be hard to pull off.
Why is the Kool-Aid Man red instead of purple?
Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
What do you call a reptilian std?
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Today I received a call regarding a new hearing aid.
The connection was bad, I couldn’t hear a thing.
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
What does an alligator drink when hurt?
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just won’t listen.
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I bought myself a first aid kit today.
I thought I would Treat myself.
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
I bought a first aid kit
I felt it was time to treat myself
3 weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair
I've heard nothing since.
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