Trump's top aides have Coronavirus
It would appear he has a staff infection
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Y'all hear that "The Kool-Aide Man" started a baseball team?
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︎ May 01 2019
What do you call all the times Trump and his aides have angrily refuted that he had sex with a porn star?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
If the Third Reich had employed barnyard animals, its top aides to the Farmer would have been Heinrich Hammler and Joseph Gobbles
and they would be fighting Joseph Stallion and Franklin D. Roostervelt.
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︎ Jun 10 2014
I just bought myself a new first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call Scandinavian first aid classes?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
When a cougar gets so old, she needs a hearing aid...
....she becomes a Def leopard.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
From my 11 year old daughter. Did you hear the one about the man with the broken hearing aids?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just wonβt listen.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Have you heard the joke about the guy with the broke hearing aid?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. βState of the Art,β he said, βIt cost me a fortune.β
I said, βAwesome. What type is it?β
He said, β Two thirty.β
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︎ Oct 12 2018
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
You should never have phone sex.
You might get hearing aids
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I told me my doctor I didnβt want her to give me stitches.
She said βfine, suture self.β
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︎ Dec 15 2020
My girlfriend said she might leave me because I didn't give her sufficient First-Aid assistance when she needed it.
Well, I wouldn't put it plaster
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︎ May 21 2020
An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."
Friend: Wow! What kind is it?
Old man: quarter past 2.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Doctor to the patient:
- Can you hear better with the hearing aid that I recommended?
- Yes, I can. Thank you very much, doctor. I've already re-written my Will 3 times.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The other day I walked into my son's room and found him with an open first aid kit, preparing to stitch up a cut on his forearm.
I told him to stop and that I would take him to the doctor for a more rofessional job. He told me he wanted to do it as he was working on his first aid merit badge for the boy scouts. So I said, "Suture self."
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︎ Mar 14 2020
My neighbor and I have been battling with epees lately, which has aided in our friendship...
You know what they say, good fences make good neighbors.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
This Halloween I was planning to go as a band aid, but decided against it.
Itβs really hard to pull off.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
We keep telling grandad to change his hearing aid
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Please practise safe aural sex.
You don't want hearing aids.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What do you get when ask a lemon for help?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Who says, "Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Why do court room stenographers talk loudly?
Because theyβre hearing aides!
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you call a swarm of bees that have AIDS?
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︎ May 05 2019
What do you call an old "cougar" that needs hearing aids?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.
But he just wonβt listen.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy who lost his hearing aids?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Just bought a first aid kit...
Thought I'd treat myself.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I've heard nothing since.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Must be how they got famous.
When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard...
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Why shouldn't you have phone sex?
You could get hearing aids
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I sent my hearing aids in for repair about a month ago.
Iβve heard nothing since
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︎ Sep 03 2019
I bought myself a first aid kit today.
I thought I would Treat myself.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?
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