A list of puns related to "Mission statement"
I heard a quote the other day by Mike Maloney. He roughly said the goal for him and his organinization is to get the middle and lower class to exchange as much Fiat as possible for Gold and Silver before the coming economic collapse.
This is why we recruit apes. We know its coming. We're not the financial terrorists, they are. They control the system and they screwed it up!
Can you imagine how difficult life is going to be for a widowed grandma on a fixed income when her social security check can hardly purchase anything? With Brandon's inflation, we're seeing the early stages of this now.
We have to convince others for the sake of the weak and downtrodden. When the US Dollar collapses, Apes will have a monetary asset to help kickstart a new economy. We can help people with our wealth. If our government isn't going to protect us, we have to take manners into our own hands.
The dollar collapse will be catastrophic. It is possible millions will go hungry and die. A financial crises of that magnitude has the power to cause bloodshed and destruction in society. This is no laughing matter.
Go out and recruit as many apes as possible! People are losing faith in the dollar. Our mission should be to recruit as many apes as possible so we can have a smooth transition from worthless Fiat to Valuable Bullion.
Serve your local communities, countries, and the middle and lower class from around the world. Help others protect their wealth!
Shady brokerages are lending out synthetic shares to hedge funds who are borrowing money from the banks to borrow shares. Synthetic shares are shares that are completely made up, but exist only because books arenβt checked for during electronic trades. Hedge funds are shorting companies using synthetic shares causing the stock price of said company to tank down into oblivion. When said company goes bankrupt, the hedge funds donβt have to cover their shorts and everyone makes a fuckload of money. However, when retail investors start buying truckloads shares of a company that is being naked shorted, suddenly the hedge funds canβt rely on the company going bankrupt to avoid covering their shorts and the stock price of said target company goes up. The hedge funds then borrow more money from banks to borrow more synthetic shares to short, but the retail investors keep buying the shares keeping the share price stable or going up. This cycle continues until hedge funds are forced to cover their shorts at which point the share price will skyrocket because of demand and the supply of shares is owned by the retail investors. THIS IS WHY WE HODL.
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Ummm, what? I (kind of) see what theyβre going for. However these words and sentences are embarrassing and messy.
crickets They spent so time and effort when they moved into the cul de sac to be a United front. They had their family mission statement, time capsules, and commitment ceremony. Only to end up divorced, bitter, pointing fingers and miserable. COVID is not to blame for their inept attitudes, depressed lifestyle, and complete and utter misery. It's a shame how they have become.
What a joke. They should feel embarrassed by how much time they put into that ridiculous thing. Letβs discuss!
"I said organic corpses"
My kids are in elementary. Their school is a pretty typical, small town K-4 campus. The only really weird thing I've found is the school's mission statement: "We will relentlessly pursue EVERY child, EVERY day."
I appreciate the pithiness, and I like the intensity, but I'm not sure how I feel about the word choice. I get what they're saying, but they could have said they would 'pursue success for every child' and avoided the whole abduction vibe.
What's weird at your kid's school?
Im rewatching the commitment ceremony episode and they show the different boards they had made with the weird mission statement. The heading for the board says βThe Kody Brown Familyβ
Am I being nit picky or does anyone else think thatβs kind of weird?? Like, itβs the Brown family. I wouldnβt refer to my family by my fathers name. Or is this just some polygamy thing Im not aware of? Lol
also I just have to add that theyβre all jackasses for thinking that inexperienced designer friend could make 4 dresses from scratch in two weeks. Of course they looked bad!!! I canβt stand them lol
Kody is lamenting he may not have been romantic enough with his wives (Janelle), so sheβll prioritize their relationship above the kids.
βThe fact that sheβs choosing the boys over ME, maybe itβs that mothering/ nurturing thing, but these boys are supposed to be MEN. They are adults.β
Then Christine talks about their relationship, admitting they are getting more attached as the years go by, but then,
βNo matter how much I love Kody, Iβm gonna always choose my kids.β
And Kody? Thatβs the effect of polygamy. When something goes wrong, it becomes each wife/batch of kids for themselves..
When the wind blew the mission statement over at the ceremony Christine said.. is it a sign of our futureβ¦ She called it! π
It might be the Omicron, but Iβve heard them regurgitate that ridiculousness 5xβs now and it turns my stomach every time!! π
Iβm pretty torn about this. I donβt feel like medicine and religion need to be mixed in the learning process. But I only have 4 in state PA programs. Do they include anything religion related in their curriculum? I would hope not.
For this mission story in Mendoza, I've succeeded up to the last part where you have to disguise as a guard and wait for Yates except, the game won't let me. I disguise as a guard but the game says I have to be the sommelier at which point it says I have to be a guard and so on. Am I doing something wrong or is this a bug?
There have been accusations (well, one very loud accusation) that what we do here at r/DelphiDocs is to promote only one opinion as truth and to "attack" Content Creators.
Nothing could be further from the truth. All opinion is clearly labled as opinion. Our recommendations are opinions and there is a methodology put into place (I will publish shortly) as to when a Content Creator cannot be recommended.
It is obviously up to the individual member as to whether they want to watch a particular Content Creator or not; or if they wish to ignore things like pareidolia. We present the information.
We do not silence voices, but we certainly offer a guide based on reputation, sensationalism, monetization, and outrageous claims.
Dissenting voices are MORE than welcome. We are proud of the fact that we have only one ban. One.
The "About Us" and "Welcome Message" has been edited to include the mission statement:
Here you will find a permanent home for documentation regarding the Delphi Murders of Liberty German & Abigail Williams.
We strive to be the Snopes of Delphi: A fact-checking repository about the Delphi Murders.
We maintain: Official POI Matrix, Social Media POI Matrix, the Extended 'POI' Matrix, Registered Sex Offenders, YouTube/Content Creators Matrix and more.
Our Mission: To catalog information, reduce sensationalism, fact-check rumors, protect the innocent, publish "POIs" with context, debunk outrageous claims of Delphi YouTube & Content Creators, and offer our editorial opinions on those producers (including, but not limited to: their reputations, histories of falsified reporting and outrageous claims.)
Producers are catalogued here with the "new person" in mind, so to help them find truthful information.
This sub will serve as an ethical way to address non-official persons of interest as well as to document those few official ones that Law Enforcement have discussed publicly.
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Background: In the last week or so, a 2019 talk by successful car salesman (and LDS Apostle) Melvin Russell Ballard has resurfaced and made the rounds on social media. In the talk, he claims he has no idea where the missionary culture of high-pressure baptismal commitments came from. This is a blatant lie that has infuriated many of us. See the discussion here: https://www.reddit.com/r/mormon/comments/qdx9xb/elder_ballard_wonders_why_missionaries_are/
I wrote this back in 2019 when the talk was first given, and it still reflects how I feel:
I donβt know a single missionary who was comfortable with the high-pressure tactics we learned in our mission training. I was shocked in the MTC when the script had us committing people to baptism by the second discussion, if not sooner. This was before we taught our investigators about the apostasy, Word of Wisdom, tithing, the law of chastity, or eternal progression. We were committing people to join a high-demand religion before telling them almost anything about it. We all knew that the Word of Wisdom and tithing would be material factors in their decision whether to join the church, and we knew it felt wrong to pressure a commitment before we gave our investigators all of the relevant facts and expectations. But that was how the script was written, and we were supposed to follow the script.
We all knew we were employing high-pressure sales tactics, but we set aside our concerns because we were instructed from on high that it was Godβs will. By pressuring these people into baptism we were bettering their lives and helping them in the world to come, right?
We wanted to baptize families, but no one with a job would talk to us. So we spent our time in the slums, the projects, and the ghettos preying on the poor, the uneducated, the depressed, and the addicted. We all knew that these people wouldnβt stay in the church, but that is where the baptisms came from.
At Zone Conference we joked uncomfortably about some of our converts. Were we sure the last guy we baptized was even mentally competent enough to be accountable? Well, that is the Bishopβs problem now. Was the woman we baptized really done smoking? Well, it had been 24 hours, or 12, or 2 since her last cigarette. Was she really interested in the Church or did she just think Elder Porter was cute (spoiler: she was interested in Elder Porter. Flirt to convert.).
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I canβt seem to find it anywhere, does anyone have a good photo of it?
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