Natcho-cheese.
I try.
I said you dont want these hands son.
I think I have TPSD.
[Looking over cart full of TP]
Me: "Nice to meet you Rationing, I'm Hoarding"
You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
I really gamed the system.
Her:picks up pair of pants and smells them "Ugh, they smell like a tire."
Me: "Well obviously, they're clothes."
Her: "What? That doesn't make sen-- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID."
It was the highlight of my day.
Sounds like a real chicken coup.
I always relish their hotdogs.
I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction...
that's where I drew the line.
I said, "Because he didn't get anywhere with it."
He was casually picking trash up and sweeping the floor. He asked how I was doing.
I replied fine and yourself?
He responded with, "I'm good, business is always picking up."
It took me a second to catch it, then I laughed for a good minute.
Ran into Costco to grab a take and bake pizza for dinner. As I handed my receipt (the only item was the pizza) to the guy at the door, I tried to give a lame joke and he returned the favor.
Me: don't lose count now, this is a tough one
Costco guy: well that's awfully cheesy
Me: "Dad, there's a really good deal on fertilizer at Costco. You should go check it out, it's super cheap."
Dad: "would you say it's dirt cheap?"
groan
Shopping with son today, walking past cheese section at Costco store (a warehouse style grocery chain that sells mainly items in bulk, at discount).
Son sees a rather large multi-pack of cheese, "Wow, look at all that Brie!"
"Whoa, that's so much, it's unBRIElieveable!"
At least he smiled after facepalming. Apologies to my son, but it needed sayin'.
My actual dad was waiting for free samples while I waited along the side. Some other dad was rolling his cart and told me to watch my foot because his cart was not turning well.
I told him immediately after,"Well at least you have a trustworthy cart; it won't turn on you!"
My dad was really proud of me.
... he sees a guy advertising vacuums.
Dad- "How's the vacuum business?" Salesman- "It's really picking up!" Dad- "Really?! I heard it sucks."
I laugh everytime
Guy asks if any of us are Verne. Guy next to me says, "Depends- what kind of car is it? Depends on if it's an upgrade."
My wife just received this email from her dad.
http://imgur.com/UA3kgN1
I'm checking out at Costco today when the cashier behind me yells to another employee, "Hey bill, can you get me some tens and twenties?!" An older dad is walking by and says, "Yeah Bill, I'll take some twenties too!"
I chuckled
