Next time I'm on a roller coaster, I'm bringing some nuts and bolts with me.

When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 18 2021
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When going on a roller coaster, bring some screws and nuts with you.

When it's half way up, scream at the people in the front seats, "SHIT DUDE, THESE JUST CAME OFF FROM YOUR SEATS. "

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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Coaster
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👤︎ u/spinnaker190
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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My son just handed me a coaster from a packet of Rolos

My quick reply of it being coaster celebrate was totally wasted on him, being only a toddler.

So remember, doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. When you're a dad, life is like a rolo coaster.

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👤︎ u/d3adeyeduck
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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The lift is the best part of a roller coaster

The rest is mostly downhill

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👤︎ u/snorlaxfan1235
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
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👤︎ u/golubeerji
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call pot on a roller coaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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My wife recently died in a tragic roller coaster accident.

But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.

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👤︎ u/twogreen
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster

https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY

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👤︎ u/bluesbrothers97
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do the French tell when they are on a roller coaster?

Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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👤︎ u/average_at_life
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?

For the massive drop.

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👤︎ u/litig8tor
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I was tidying up the dining room when I dropped a coaster...

It rolled away and I exclaimed, “Look, a rollercoaster!”

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👤︎ u/McCleavage
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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👤︎ u/DrRoald
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?

He gets super loopy.

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👤︎ u/daplusl
📅︎ Jan 02 2018
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What do car tires say when they are riding on a roller coaster?

Wheeeeeeee-ls

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👤︎ u/Invisibirb
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I'm no longer afraid to say what I really think of roller coaster height requirements.

I've had it up to here.

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📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Coaster at the local brewery imgur.com/mcSEwjB
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👤︎ u/jpteynor
📅︎ Jan 03 2016
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My friends were arguing about which roller coaster to go on next at the amusement park. When they asked for my opinion, I told them I didn't care.

I was just along for the rides.

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👤︎ u/TheBuccaneer
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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Why didn’t the rooster go on the roller coaster?

He was chicken

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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My friend went onto a roller-coaster and he passed out on it.

He said he has never passed out on one before.

I said, "Gs, man."

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📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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Why did Buddhist fall off the roller coaster?

Because he had no attachments.

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👤︎ u/Ayrane
📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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Roller coaster

Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."

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👤︎ u/P0p0vsky
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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