When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."
When it's half way up, scream at the people in the front seats, "SHIT DUDE, THESE JUST CAME OFF FROM YOUR SEATS. "
My quick reply of it being coaster celebrate was totally wasted on him, being only a toddler.
So remember, doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full. When you're a dad, life is like a rolo coaster.
The rest is mostly downhill
But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.
For the massive drop.
It rolled away and I exclaimed, “Look, a rollercoaster!”
He gets super loopy.
I've had it up to here.
I was just along for the rides.
He was chicken
He said he has never passed out on one before.
I said, "Gs, man."
Because he had no attachments.