What country is home to the world’s most expensive rollercoaster?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
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Why did the blind man ride the broken rollercoaster?

He didn’t see anything wrong with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
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My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said

I can get 5g on my phone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Did you hear about the ghost who was gravely injured in a rollercoaster accident?

He was a spirit defeeted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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French people on rollercoasters be like:

YES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watersbekokers
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I was in a long-term relationship with a rollercoaster operator.

It had it's ups and downs.

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Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?

They were a hare too short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sesamepuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I just went on my first rollercoaster

It had its ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KZedUK
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If there is a country that has rollercoasters as the main method of transportation, what is it called?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coh_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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What did the ageing rollercoaster say to the ferris wheel?

'I'm over the hill.'

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The World's Slowest Rollercoaster

I filmed it and turned it into a gif.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomjim04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.

Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"

Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamerkid001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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I was tidying up the dining room when I dropped a coaster...

It rolled away and I exclaimed, β€œLook, a rollercoaster!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCleavage
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Dad-dom has already started...

27, single, childless With a group of friends about to ride a rollercoaster. I notice that the ride attendants name tag says "DeJa"... and I can feel the dad within me take over.

The ride was fun, we were in the first row... DeJa cheerily welcomes us back into the station, and I, without control of myself, exclaim "OMG it's DeJa, again!" Pause 1 second Entire cart groans in unison.

She convincingly said she had "never heard that one before", but it might have just been expert-level sarcasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfouzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.

It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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