Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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You visit Christopher Walken's theme park for Christmas

It's Winter in a Walken Wonderland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malkes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.

It's called artificial scare-city

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBaiRaise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I was talking to a guy that builds rides in theme parks.

"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.

He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I Went to a theme park with my family, and there was an endless maze

The kids thought it was aMAZEing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrampedPanther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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It takes forever for the elevator in the new theme park to go up a floor.

Guess that's why they call it the neverending story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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A trip to the theme park is not complete with without riding this

http://madeofmistake.com/roller-coaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madeofmistake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.

It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavChap
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Dad strikes this line, while in line at a theme park last year.

(We see butterfly near flowers)

Dad: Hey, you think that's a butterfly... or a margarine fly? (LAUGHS)

(groaning proceeds)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_shoe_wonder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Dadjoked at a theme park

While queuing up for a popular white water ride at a theme park over the weekend my girlfriend said "At least the queue is moving RAPIDly.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattclegg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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Me (feeling discomfort while at a North Atlantic bird-themed amusement park):

"Well, this is Auk-World...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

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Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

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How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Help me come up with a pun for work!!!

So I’m going to be in charge of a team for work and I need a punny team name involving one of the following words/phrases.

I want my team to be dinosaur/Jurassic Park themed and my company is called Caption Call.

I need to use something from the following list:

Caption Captioner Callers CA CAs Dictate

For example there’s another team called β€œCaption America”

The best I’ve come up with is β€œveloci-captioners” but it’s a reach...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyTheDino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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need puns for gnctr team name

hey guys my team is deciding on a team name on Thursday and I thought I could consult the pun masters of reddit to get the ball rolling. The name usually dictates the theme our team has for the competition and the name is usually a pun of toboggan or sled, previous examples jursled park, this one time at bogg camp, Indiana jones and the raiders of the lost sled. obviously these aren't the best puns so I feel like getting a good one would really sell it this year. thanks!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Chairlift joke from a new dad

I'd been waiting for it to kick in. 10 months after having baby, on a chairlift in Gatlinburg with my wife:

Wife: "This chairlift is a lot nicer and more stable than the one in our little theme park back home."

Me: "It has a lot more riding on it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paroikos211
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Bf's dad on his birthday...

We are on a ski trip in Colorado for his birthday and Christmas. We have to wake up early so we can get a good parking space and beat the crowds. Today is his birthday and our alarm clock this morning was the theme song to Hawaii 5-O. He turned 50 today. Hahaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonrose273
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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