My science teacher said that I might experience 5g on a rollercoaster and I said

I can get 5g on my phone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Odinnextgen
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Did you hear about the ghost who was gravely injured in a rollercoaster accident?

He was a spirit defeeted

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nftpc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2020
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Why couldn't the rabbit ride the rollercoaster?

They were a hare too short.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sesamepuns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2019
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I was in a long-term relationship with a rollercoaster operator.

It had it's ups and downs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puns-lockedandloaded
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2019
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French people on rollercoasters be like:

YES!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Watersbekokers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2019
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I just went on my first rollercoaster

It had its ups and downs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KZedUK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2018
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If there is a country that has rollercoasters as the main method of transportation, what is it called?

Coaster Rica

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coh_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2018
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What did the ageing rollercoaster say to the ferris wheel?

'I'm over the hill.'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JamesDavidsonLives
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2016
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The World's Slowest Rollercoaster

I filmed it and turned it into a gif.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tomjim04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2016
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Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, I’m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StickyWeeee9068
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2020
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My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.

Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"

Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamerkid001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2017
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I was tidying up the dining room when I dropped a coaster...

It rolled away and I exclaimed, β€œLook, a rollercoaster!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McCleavage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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Dad-dom has already started...

27, single, childless With a group of friends about to ride a rollercoaster. I notice that the ride attendants name tag says "DeJa"... and I can feel the dad within me take over.

The ride was fun, we were in the first row... DeJa cheerily welcomes us back into the station, and I, without control of myself, exclaim "OMG it's DeJa, again!" Pause 1 second Entire cart groans in unison.

She convincingly said she had "never heard that one before", but it might have just been expert-level sarcasm.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oxfouzer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2017
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I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.

It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GavChap
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