Why did cowboys ride horses?
What's the best ride in Candy Land?
Our local priest rides around our town on a motorbike all day.
What type of motorcycle does Santa ride?
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?
There was a man who a had an entirely wooden car. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine. Did he ride it? No.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
I wanted to ride horses so I went to a ranch near me.
When I asked if they have riding lessons they said neigh.
why did the short person ignore the you must be this tall to ride sign
Why does Jesus ride a bike?
He’s on the highway to heaven!
I asked the driver if this ride would take me to 4th Street in St.Louis, Missouri.
I just paid £25 for a 3 mile taxi ride to a launderette...
I feel like I’ve been taken to the cleaners!
I was talking to a guy that builds rides in theme parks.
"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.
He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
Apu and his family went on a bike ride.
It was known as the Nahasapeema-peloton.
What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
How many people can ride in an ambulance?
At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
How much does it cost to ride Santa’s sleigh?
About eight bucks, nine during bad weather.
What I really miss about getting rides to work
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
I decided to use a ride-hailing app
I got to my destination uber quickly
Every morning I take a bike ride through the park at least twice no matter how exhausted I am...
I always push myself to recycle.
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
Why do dinosaurs hate long car rides?
Because it gives them a Brach-ache-and-a-saurass.
Why did farmer ride his horse to town ?
It was too heavy to carry !
What kind of Motorbike does a comedian ride?
Unicyclists only ride bikes...
...when they are two tired.
If you ride a bike once, then ride it again
is that recycling?
(My dad's joke)
Why did the Bostonian ride the bus to work wearing denim?
Because they couldn't find their khakis.
I asked a friend if I should go into business selling curvy tracks for people to ride their toboggans down for jollies...
He said it sounds like a luging proposition.
What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
My dad’s motorbike has a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels, and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it?
What do you call an amusement ride made of iron?
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