The lift is the best part of a roller coaster
The rest is mostly downhill
This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
What do you call pot on a roller coaster?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
My wife recently died in a tragic roller coaster accident.
But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.
Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
What do the French tell when they are on a roller coaster?
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?
For the massive drop.
I was tidying up the dining room when I dropped a coaster...
It rolled away and I exclaimed, “Look, a rollercoaster!”
What do car tires say when they are riding on a roller coaster?
Wheeeeeeee-ls
Roller coaster giphy.com/gifs/1X7cZkmPOm…
What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?
He gets super loopy.
I'm no longer afraid to say what I really think of roller coaster height requirements.
I've had it up to here.
Coaster at the local brewery imgur.com/mcSEwjB
My friends were arguing about which roller coaster to go on next at the amusement park. When they asked for my opinion, I told them I didn't care.
I was just along for the rides.
Why didn’t the rooster go on the roller coaster?
He was chicken
My friend went onto a roller-coaster and he passed out on it.
He said he has never passed out on one before.
I said, "Gs, man."
Why did Buddhist fall off the roller coaster?
Because he had no attachments.
Roller coaster
Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."
