Next time I'm on a roller coaster, I'm bringing some nuts and bolts with me.
When nearly on the top, scream with a panic voice at the guy infront, "LOOK BRO, THESE FELL OUT OF YOUR SEAT."
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οΈ Apr 18 2021
When going on a roller coaster, bring some screws and nuts with you.
When it's half way up, scream at the people in the front seats, "SHIT DUDE, THESE JUST CAME OFF FROM YOUR SEATS. "
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οΈ Mar 28 2021
The lift is the best part of a roller coaster
The rest is mostly downhill
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
What do you call pot on a roller coaster?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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οΈ Mar 01 2020
My wife recently died in a tragic roller coaster accident.
But at least I have a photo to remember her by. And a keyring.
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οΈ Feb 29 2020
Billy Corgan rides a roller coaster
https://youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
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οΈ Sep 14 2019
What do the French tell when they are on a roller coaster?
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οΈ Apr 04 2019
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οΈ Aug 08 2018
What happens when a roller coaster designer gets high?
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οΈ Jan 02 2018
Why did the DJ ride the roller coaster?
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οΈ Mar 08 2019
What do car tires say when they are riding on a roller coaster?
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οΈ Mar 05 2019
I'm no longer afraid to say what I really think of roller coaster height requirements.
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οΈ Oct 12 2018
My friends were arguing about which roller coaster to go on next at the amusement park. When they asked for my opinion, I told them I didn't care.
I was just along for the rides.
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οΈ Sep 30 2017
Why didnβt the rooster go on the roller coaster?
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οΈ Aug 11 2017
My friend went onto a roller-coaster and he passed out on it.
He said he has never passed out on one before.
I said, "Gs, man."
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οΈ Dec 23 2016
Why did Buddhist fall off the roller coaster?
Because he had no attachments.
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οΈ Jul 11 2017
What do you call funny mayonnaise?
LMAO
ββββ
Courtesy of my 12 year old
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οΈ Jul 03 2021
Mountains aren't just funny
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οΈ Jun 19 2021
Funny
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οΈ Jun 30 2021
Why arenβt submarine jokes funny ?
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οΈ Jun 23 2021
Roller coaster
Whenever someone complains about bills... "You know, life is like a roller coaster... ...it's expensive."
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οΈ Aug 22 2013
A communist joke isnβt funny..
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οΈ Jun 08 2021
that's not even remotely funny
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οΈ Jun 05 2021
What do you call a group of funny cows?
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οΈ Jun 17 2021
Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?
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οΈ Jul 02 2021
What sings funny songs all night long?
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οΈ Jun 28 2021
I'm shit at puns but I found this one i came up with funny af
What do you call a loaf of bread that is shaped like a jelly fish?
A Invertabread.
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οΈ Jun 27 2021
Why are elevator jokes so classic and funny?
They work on so many levels.
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οΈ Jun 20 2021
Gay jokes aren't even funny, like
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οΈ Apr 15 2021
Jokes about menstruation are not funny.
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οΈ Apr 30 2021
Itβs snot funny. *sniff*
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οΈ Jun 13 2021
so many choices
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οΈ Jun 07 2021
What do you call a cup coaster that fell in the floor?
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
Coaster
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οΈ Feb 03 2021
Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
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οΈ Jun 27 2021
Isnβt it funny that a surgery textbook still has an appendix?
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οΈ Jun 13 2021
So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didnβt know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
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οΈ Jun 14 2021
Iβve got a condition which causes me to make terrible puns.
Itβs a dad-ly disease.
Happy Fatherβs Day to all the dads that get me though my day to day life, without you Dad Jokes wouldnβt mean a thing π
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οΈ Jun 20 2021
Funny Pun
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
Deep
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οΈ Jun 21 2021
*funny title*
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οΈ Jan 29 2021
Some people think posting a raunchy joke here is okay as long as its funny enough to make you snort.
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οΈ Jun 20 2021
My wife and I were really happy for 20 years ...
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οΈ May 28 2021
A communism joke isnβt funny
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οΈ Feb 28 2021
Why mountains are funny?
Because they are hill areas
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οΈ May 13 2021
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