Unpaid Puns

A list of puns related to "Unpaid"

What’s another term for an unpaid internship?

A preoccupation.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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I bought a boat, and named it "The Unpaid Intern"

So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.

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👤︎ u/Twisted_Schwartz_
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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Why is an unpaid debt so miserable?

Because it’s always a loan

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👤︎ u/martianrome
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Hey dad, there's an unpaid parking ticket next to you on the front seat

Dad: "Fine by me"

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Unpaid employees don't like non-wage jokes.
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👤︎ u/pabesh17
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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A cop just showed up and arrested our dog!

He had som unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/GUNGUNM4N
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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The police have just turned up at my house and arrested my dog.

Apparently he had unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/batchyyyyy
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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The whole community was shocked when he was arrested

All those unpaid traffic tickets! He was a fine outstanding citizen

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Got my mom with this an hour ago.

She and I were catching up, and the topic turned to my dad.

Mom: "Yeah, your dad is good, playing a lot of music. Actually one of his bands is coming by tonight."

Me: "Who's he playing with?"

Mom: "Mark, Tom, and Bill.....actually he has like 5 Bills he jams with."

Me: "Do they make money?"

Mom: "They jam mostly for fun."

Me: "So my dad has 5 unpaid Bills."

Mom: sigh....

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👤︎ u/cobaltcigarettes234
📅︎ Feb 03 2016
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Dad's thoughts on open bars

Been working an unpaid internship for the last three months. Tonight is the company's party for their 5th anniversary in business.

Dad: "Are they gonna cover your drinks."

Me: "I sure hope so. If it's not open bar, I'll be pissed."

Dad: "No you won't, you'll be sober."

Shoulda seen that one coming...

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👤︎ u/getinthecomputer
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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Why was the dog arrested?

He had unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/aweapingangel
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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The police just showed up at my neighbor’s house and arrested their dog...

Apparently he has to many unpaid barking tickets.

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👤︎ u/StallionThatMounts
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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