Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies !!!!
Is that a trick question.
I heard about a politician who was caught accepting bribes from a jean company.
He’s in the pocket of big pants.
Why did the egyptians have trouble with acceptance?
Because the were in de-Nile.
My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.
It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
Womb-mates is an acceptable term for twins
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
I could never accept a two-year sentence. I just don’t have that much to say.
Is it acceptable for a non-dad to post a joke here?
Or would that be a faux pa?
Where's the one place it's acceptable to drink and drive?
What kind of nuts only accept credit card payments?
Am I accepted into med school now?
I was going to a fencing tournament with my teammates. In our hotel the night before, while unpacking, one of my teammates hit her head on a lamp. Rushing over I asked her if she was ok, or if she was feeling light-headed.
(Don't worry, she was perfectly ok)
We accept an argument as a form of payment, here....
If you move to a Polynesian country and wonder if the natives will accept you, just know there will be
Why didn’t the man book an appointment with the doctor who said she only accepts patients with personal gifts?
What country does not accept cash or credit cards ?
Please accept my Heart Felt thanks.
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
My neighbour said he'd look after my dog if I accepted the fact that he's currently dating a punctuation mark.
Do you accept random Facebook requests?
English sucks sometimes 😂
Whst did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your lord and saviour?
Do you accept the cookies?
I tried to get my wife to accept my apology after saying her skin was like leather
Hi,I was told this was acceptable her
When is it acceptable to react to a table?
My girlfriend just couldn’t accept my obsession with horoscopes
In the end it Taurus apart
People who died penny less didn't accept change
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?
Because it lost the gill to live.
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
Is it acceptable to tell dad jokes if you don't have kids....?
PSA Don't accept friend requests from Hormel.
I am unable to support the "fat-acceptance" movement
Because they're too heavy
I wanted to name our son Miles but my wife thought we should go with something more universally accepted.
So we named him Kilometers
My 7 year old proudly said dad I double knotted my shoe.
I said, "You did not."
She glares at me, "Yes I did."
Me, "You did knot."
She grudgingly accepts reality and stomps away, head shaking.
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Why do parents have a hard time accepting their kids?
It takes 9 months to come to term
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
What did the nut salesman who only accepted credit cards say?
I just got accepted into the most popular anger management group.
I asked a girl way out of my league out and she accepted! Of course, she said she wanted to eat somewhere expensive...
So I took her to the airport.
What country has the leaders that are slowest to accept change?
Egypt. They’re in denial.
Farmers Only needs to accept this name change immediately.
Acceptance of all
I highly approve hitchhiking. In fact, I give it a big thumbs up.
An acceptable name for a puppy could be...
What did the church mouse say to the other mice?
Have you accepted cheeses as your Lord and Savior?
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