It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
Is that a trick question.
He was in Denali.
Cashews
At the Whine and Dine.
Samoans
He was asimptomatic.
The Czech Republic
Asking for a friend.
But she's not suede
In the end it Taurus apart
Because it lost the gill to live.
Could be spam.
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
Egypt. They’re in denial.
My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".
DracEULA.
Me: "I dunno how I'll feel about it"
Her: "Whatcha mean?"
Me: "I'm not sure how I'll feel about kids who will only be half right"
Her: "..."
Me: "But it's okay I guess because they'll be half left too"
Her: "Oh my goodness"
...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?
Because they sphere the world isn't flat after all
He told the employee, "I'll be paying with check"
Employee: "sir, we don't accept check"
Dad: "no, I'm paying in check"
Employee: "sir, we don't accept..."
Dad: "check... Card. My debit card says check card on it"
No one laughed.
Because it wasn't king-size.
Let that sink in.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
He thought it could be a pyramid scheme!
For $2000, I'll teach you how to work the demolition equipment and we'll destroy a car.
It'll be a Soul crushing experience.
"Nothing personal."
Come on baby, sex cells.
You will get hacked
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. If you do, his name will become your name, too.
"Nothing personal" they said.
Dad: It's worth a shot.
My dad sees a sign at a restaurant that says they won't accept checks.
"Oh, good thing we're Slovak."
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
